#iamthekarohl

[pyroclassist-archived]

i am the ka rohl replied to your post: anonymous asked:Sitting on Maxie'...

[I hope Maxie likes his alcohol because imma buy that shit lord a whole damn winery.]

Maxie loves his wine ohgod does he love his wine hhhhh

[donehelpingyou]

[ Alex Kralie still wasn’t used to being outside of the city he had lived all his previous life. Where were the huge cemeteries? Where were any dead bodies in general? How was a guy supposed to sell Zydrate if there weren’t any corpses lying about? Matter of fact, he hadn’t even found anybody to even sell the six vials he had on him, let alone need any more of the painkiller drug. He huffed. In summary, he was lost, had no money, and couldn’t find anyone to sell to. He growled, kicking a rock aside as he wandered about, just walking aimlessly... That was until walked past, and then, approached the forest. His brow furrowed slightly as he stared into the woods, feeling something was incredibly off about it. Not only because he was unfamiliar with forests in general, but itt was just this weird vibe he got. Like it was... alive? Alex didn’t know what the hell he was doing, but whatever, he was getting his gun out into his hands. Just in case.]

[thesoothingvoiceofnightvale]

16, 25

Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.

"I once had a party thrown by Station Management for my tenth year at the station. It was interesting to say the least, but I received many gifts and I still have a fair few of them."

Talk about an ex-best friend.

"I’m glad that Earl has come back from wherever he was dragged away. I bet his food is amazing, though I have yet to actually eat the food at Tourniquet’s so I can’t make an informed decision right now. I don’t really remember him taking an interest in cooking as children though, so I am confused as to where he learned this talent."

[thescientistsniece]

i-am-the-ka-rohl started following you

"...  Well.  Was not expecting anything like you here."

[scienceandbotany-archive-blog]

"Í off͘er̸ ̕d̷ande̢li̸on s̷eed͡s.̡ ҉T͢h̢ey̶ ̢will ̷tak̵e̵ rơot ̸a͞ny͏wh̷e̴re. Yoú m̶a̵y yet̡ gŕow͠ a͡ c͜ol͡or̸f̀ul͏ ma͝ne͡."

Petunia gurgles happily in agreement, dandelions sprouting in her hair along with the usual petunias. Andres accepts the seeds with a smile, bouncing his daughter in his arms. 

"Thank you, Ka Rohl. It's very much appreciated."

He's not going to put them on his head, of course. Smiling God knows what could happen.

[scienceandbotany-archive-blog]

.:~ "Come into the forest, Andres! It's nice out tonight, and we would love to spend time with you...!" ~:.

"No thanks. I'd rather be left alone, forest."