#iamthemonolith

[supitscarrie]

Hi

1. First impression: YO WHAT THE FUCK IS A MELLOPHONE THOUGH2. Truth is: you have the best taste in games and you know things about baseball and we need to hang out more3. How old do you look: 254. Have you ever made me laugh: only on a regular basis5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope!!6. Best feature: SWEET TATS BRO also you’re super sweet wuhhhh7. Have I ever had a crush on you: [REDACTED]8. You’re my: high school band bro! (ALSO THE ONLY PERSON FROM HIGH SCHOOL I ACTUALLY STILL TALK TO)9. Name in my phone: Nathan10. Should you post this too? YEAH BRUH

[aceaviatrix]

me: they're making a sequel to "now you see me." why.

nathan: because now you don't.

[aceaviatrix]

the eskimo kiss war rages on

[aceaviatrix]

oh no why did i only bake 1 loaf of banana bread for someone else. now the apartment and my car are going to smell like banana bread and i might only get 1 slice. why did i only have enough bananas for 1 loaf, i should've baked 2 this is terrible.

banana bread is so good this isn't fair. :((((

edit: HEY NATHAN NATHAN HEY

[shivalution]

iamthemonolith said: 

Fuck ‘em. You’ve been beautiful and bitches mad. Blue feather 4 u you’re the best okay

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no you're the best

[shivalution]

iamthemonolith replied to your post:iamthemonolith said:  This is the best photo...

excuse me if you were sane we wouldn’t get along so damn well and we probably wouldn’t even be friends because I’m fucking NUTS :P

good then we can just be cuckoo together :) that's better than being cuckoo alone

[shivalution]

iamthemonolith said: 

This is the best photo ever omg

no omg I look like a crazy person :P

[shivalution]

iamthemonolith said: 

You better be okay or I’m gonna kick California’s ass.

Luckily, I am 100% ok. ♥ But you can still kick California's ass for scaring the shit out of me! :P