#ian anon

[fobredactedove]

i desperately want to rape patrick NGHHHHHHH

-ian

<3

[my-castles-crumbling]

Can you try a masculine name for me? Any name would work. He her tbh both is okay. Just, my actual name literally has 'woman' in it's meaning and my second name literally is named after the purest woman in my parents belief, so I can't go with either lol. Just wanna know how it would feel with a more masc name.

Oh btw, if it's okay to ask, you don't have to answer, what you teach? Literature? I wanna study mythology studies and teach that class but am not sure, what do you think is needed to teach highschoolers? I hated every single teacher of mine so I don't have a great example to be tbh

(is it normal I feel gender *insert whatever that insecurity called in English I don't know what the word is* over emojis??? Like I want to send you "<3💕🌸💜" but I feel bad while using those emojis- like my brain says 'too femme man, try again.' to me.)

Hmmm, how about Ian? Yes, I'm calling you Ian.

Well Ian, I teach English as a Second Language. In the US, to teach high schoolers you would need an English Degree, a minor in Education, and to pass some tests. You probably wouldn't be able to just teach Mythology though. Odds are you'd have to teach a few different classes at the high school level.

As far as emojis, I mean I'm sure people feel dysphoria for all different things but for me, those are fine! The only things that make me feel icky are the really feminine girl emojis like 👧. Hearts and flowers are great!

[euthonia]

sorry for the hurricane lana

didnt mean to

-ian anon???? (wtf is an anon 🤡)

OH MY GOD IAN ASDHJKAHJKHAJKAHJK

i forgot i gave you my tumblr 😭

welc bossman to the anon's squad (first anon, woo !)

[jupiter-oak]

I mean I would have to wait till tomorrow to show u bc I have to draw him (I haven't gotten around to it yet 😔) nd it is Late Here but like 👀 I would not be opposed

👀 very excited!!! take ur time

[bellsandburns]

he actually has stolen my heart, i swear i suffer every day because of him.... what should i do?! 😩💓

try very hard not to cry, and listen to his music on repeat

[bellsandburns]

80s Ian!!! ❤️😍❤️😍❤️

i want ian to actually murder me. like, not even in a sex way. just kill me.

[bellsandburns]

thanks for listening to my ian love outbursts, when no one else does 😘

my pleasure, dude

[bellsandburns]

Hi i am Ian anon, i love your tags and i love Ian and you, and music.... I am full of love today 😍😍😍😍

love you too, my dude