If you're tipsy and bored... how about some headcanons for when Venomous first found Fink? What do you think it was like?
She bit him. A lot.
But she was so cobdamn cute he kept picking her up anyway. He wore a lot of bandaids the first year.
She got into ALL of his stuff. No matter where he put it. She drank a lot of questionable chemicals that he’s only about 60% sure didn’t have some kind of long term effect on her.
She couldn’t sleep alone. But she was still super bitey so it wasn’t like, comfortable?
He kept forgetting he had her when he went places. He would get halfway somewhere else, suddenly remember, and then break ALL the traffic laws on the way back and get her ice cream after.
One of the first presents he gave her was a handheld videos game. He has regretted it ever since.
