#ian thinks

[xaeorian]

do u know how embarrassing it is when someone lets u rant about ur interests but you literally just developed sudden amnesia and cannot remember anything about ur literal favourite thing for the past few years.

[ianwritesfics]

If you're tipsy and bored... how about some headcanons for when Venomous first found Fink? What do you think it was like?

She bit him. A lot.

But she was so cobdamn cute he kept picking her up anyway. He wore a lot of bandaids the first year.

She got into ALL of his stuff. No matter where he put it. She drank a lot of questionable chemicals that he’s only about 60% sure didn’t have some kind of long term effect on her.

She couldn’t sleep alone. But she was still super bitey so it wasn’t like, comfortable?

He kept forgetting he had her when he went places. He would get halfway somewhere else, suddenly remember, and then break ALL the traffic laws on the way back and get her ice cream after.

One of the first presents he gave her was a handheld videos game. He has regretted it ever since.

[xaeorian]

me cuz my favourite movies are dead poets society, perks of being a wallflower, zero day, bones and all, and mysterious skin

(tragic)

[ianwritesfics]

@tsukyomids​

First instinct is no, because tipsy brain is comparing corsets to binders and KNOWS that’s not safe.

BUt, horny brain says yes because HOTT.

But seriously, I haven’t written anything featuring a corset. Doesn’t mean it won’t happen, but I haven’t planned anything and nothing exists yet.

[ianwritesfics]

You ever want to post a fic just to get it out there, but immediately orphan it?

[ianwritesfics]

So I got the go home early tonight and I’ve had Lady Gaga’s Teeth on repeat my whole drive home.

I have.

Ideas.

[xaeorian]

carpe…..diem….. AUGHGHUGFHSGGGGH

[xaeorian]

writing a letter to my best friend who i’ll probably never see again and then scott street comes on