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So we caught a pretty awesome picture of the eclipse today out my boyfriends window

#solar eclipse #eclipse #cloudy #the aesthetic #ianhislopschin #photo #photography

A fucking wasp just flew into my store, flew around the kit cabinets a bit then flew out. No mister wasp. E-cigarettes are not for your people

#bear in mind its mid december #and freezing #i thought they all died in winter or smt #ianhislopschin #me

i'm absolutely certain that that's how i will eventually go. we'll be blue haired and crotchety and like 90 in the nursing home and i'll be working on some bullshit and you'll scare me and i'll die and you'll laugh so hard you'll die

Bethan, talking to me.

#ianhislopschin #me #accurate tho

Bethan: So this salmon was big, thick and quite honestly disappointing.

Me: So, like most dicks then?

Bethan: You know, with all my reactions to anything heterosexual, you'd think i should be a lesbian, but i can't, i just don't have the energy. I just like to lay there.

#me #ianhislopschin #bethan

me and bethan have got to the point in our friendship where we would sell each others kidneys if the need arose. and we're cool with that

#true friendship #legit tho #ianhislopschin #me

Bethan: Imagine how big your lashes will be when I use the Dior heated curler on them.

Me: I'll look like a damn camel.

Bethan: Yeah, a glam camel... GLAMEL.

Me: Did you just?

Bethan: You'll store glitter and lube in your humps...

#ianhislopschin #me #glam camel #glamel