I'm talking to EVERYONE right now.
Ian: Crushing vday candy left over from the sale
me: Mmmm candy.
me: I still haven't had a chance to eat a thing today.
Ian: That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
me: Is it?
me: Sadder than my losing my job?
Ian: Yeah.
Ian: You should never be hungry.
Ian: jobs will come and go.













