#ibrahim lucky

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it's Ibby's birthday! yay! happy birthday to the second coming of Bayram. I mean, just look at that grumpy grimace. he is a dead ringer.

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FRANKLIN: Blow it out, sprog! IBRAHIM: (bbpfpfpfpfpffttt!)

IBRAHIM: (grunt) Need me some SLEEP

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so! here's what happened to Ibrahim.

I sent him to @beebeesiims who was interested in him as a spouse for her legacy. in her save, he became a teen dad with his girlfriend, Phoenix. a difficult time to be certain. through it all, they clung on as each others' rocks. the two families made close friends to support the two young souls through it all. after absolutely crushing university they became the married teacher power couple at Copperdale High.

together they had five kids. they are, in order... (inhales): Aurora, Cleo, Isabel, Everett and Sam, who was adopted. this is the moment that Jakob found out about Rory's birth.

normally when my spares go to other peoples' saves, I consider it an AU, not connected to the main save. but I was impressed by how well thought-out Ibrahim & Phoenix's arc went that it is now Lucky legacy canon. and anyway, if any of of the kids were gonna have a huge family it would've been Ibrahim. so! yeah! we love that for them.

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JAKOB: Ibby! What's going on, little brother? ... You did...what. You had a what. A fucking--A BABY?! ...it's already HOW OLD? Ibrahim you had better back all the way back up.

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Jakob’s gotten a job in vidya gaimes. he helps develop games for console port. it's a remote position...for now.

for @beebeesiims I imagine Ibrahim is facetiming Phoenix here OHOHO a wee phibby moment 4 us…

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BAYRAM: So...this...is your work? JAKOB: (distracted) Yeawp. BAYRAM: You just...play video games...? JAKOB: I'm testing them for console release, baba. It's different. BAYRAM: Uh...huh.

IBRAHIM: (quietly chatting over Facetime) JAKOB: Ibbyyyy. Can you please keep it down? I'm in a meeting. IBRAHIM: But I'm not...fine. Sorry, Jake.

JAKOB: Sorry 'bout that. Where were we? TEAM LEAD, over call: Mr. Lucky. The problem wasn't any background noise. It's the fact that you're not wearing a shirt. Please...put one on.

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Images that make you go hmmmmmmm.

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SARA/JAKOB/IBRAHIM: ... BAYRAM, aside: ...well? Are we not going to eat?

SARA/IBRAHIM: (horrified silence) FRANKLIN: Come on, sprogs. Your baba and I went to great lengths for this dinner.

JAKOB: You...y'guys didn't go and...turn Sister Wendy into roast, did ya? FRANKLIN/BAYRAM, aside: ...no.

BAYRAM: If you lot don't wanna eat, that's fine, but don't ask me to make you anything later since you're too good to eat a cow I may or may not have broken down to make roast. Who knows! It's very ambiguous! (huff)

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Hi, Ibby, one question: WHYYYYYYYYYY did you DOOOO this

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IBRAHIM: Mmmmm time for. Breckfist.

IBRAHIM: Oooooohhh. That's not ideal is it.

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imagine teaching your toddler son how to dance and then your thot of a husband bursts through and changes the kids' pop station to Doja Cat

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[BGM: ♬ Tia Tamera] BAYRAM: Awwwwwhhhhehhe yeah this is my feckin' song.

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I wonder where Ibby's picking up such colourful language. while we're at it, where does he pull out these fully-formed phrases.

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IBRAHIM: (babbling excitedly)

JAKOB: I don't rather like the tone of you saying "gaga", Ibrahim. IBRAHIM: .. Fuck you then, bitch.

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now why did Franklin instantly shoot up to good friends with stinky toilet baby and not his older kids? the stinky toilet baby who, immediately after he was born, played in the poop toilet? I hate him.

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IBRAHIM: Hehehehe. Poopy.

FRANKLIN: Love ya sprog. IBRAHIM: Me...Ibrahim the Favoured? My destiny is fulfilled.