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no little german boy, don't give your son the awkward sex rundown!

oh mein gott zis haus ist full of woohootalken

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FINN: Hey, mein Bärchen. Have you got a minute? MISCHA: Sure, papa, what's up? ...wait. Is this about me and-- FINN: So I know you and Alicia are dating now. It's my duty as your father to talk to you about the ins and outs... heh. Uh, anyway. The ins and outs.

MISCHA: Please stop. Please stop right now. Papa I am fully serious. FINN, aside: You know what a condom is, right? MISCHA: AAAAAAAAAGBGHHBBHGBHHHHH

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New reshade + more Nova <3

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In the streets of Lykke Centre below, Miss Khadijah Daniel returns home from the grocery store. and she...is not alone.

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At the same time

[SFX: Snow crunching underfoot; phone dialling...] KHADIJAH: ...

KHADIJAH: (chatting quietly in German) ... [SFX: Snow crunch...ing slowly]

???: (slow inhale and exhale...)

KHADIJAH: Hallo? ... Who is there? ... (shudder)

[SFX: Footsteps pacing quickly away]

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did I set up this scene bc it would never happen autonomously? yes. did Aaliyah kick Alicia’s ass over the Switzerland border? also yes.

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VENDOR, aside: ...your peppermint hot chocolate, miss. AALIYAH: Thank you, my good man. I have defeated frostbite yet another day.

AALIYAH: (whistling) ... Hey wait. Ain't that Mischa's girl?

AALIYAH, aside: ...you devious little bitch.

AALIYAH: God forgive me for the knees I'm about to break. Yo! Alicia Vogt!

ALICIA: Who's shouting? You? Who are you? AALIYAH: Get out of my fuckin' way, four eyes. Yeah, me. I'm Aaliyah. Mischa's cousin. Mind explaining all this in about 5 seconds before I wipe that stupid look off your ugly-ass face? ALICIA: Uh--uh--!

[Cutaway: Alicia and Aaliyah getting into their first fight and coming to despise each other.]

AALIYAH: Get over here, you little rat!

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tragedy befalls the office in a secondhand way, as Hunter learns of his friend's death at the hands of the Windenburg Killer, a dark figure thought to have been long gone. but some things are harder to kill than normal.

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HUNTER: (quietly) No...no... MEENA: Hm? Hunter?

HUNTER: (hyperventilating) MEENA: Hunter! JAKOB: Hunter, dude, are you alright? What's the matter?!

HUNTER: I got--I just--my friend is--he's dead! The--the Windenburg killer... MEENA: Oh no... Jakob, can you get Khadijah? JAKOB, aside: Yeah, on it.

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see sometimes Beyoncé (the cat) doesn't JUST talk in Beyoncé (the person) lyrics. sometimes she just talks.

which is alarming enough on its own if we're being real.

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[BGM: ♫ Countdown] ALEKSANDRA: (singing along) Me and my boo in my boo coupe riding All up in that black with his chick right beside him

BEYONCÉ: Whore. That's my song.

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oh I'm SO SORRY for having never used the stupid dryer before, I didn't think the bitch was gonna come PRE-LINTED?!

this is the first of. many. many fires in this house.

[SFX: Fire alarm screeching] FINN: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!!!

FINN, from inside: (screaming) JAKOB: omg that's far too scary for me to deal with.

FIREFIGHTER: Are you ok sir? FINN: I'M FINE. I CANNOT SAY THE SAME FOR MY HUSBAND WHEN I FIND HIM.

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Summer in the Crumbling Isle