Dec 29, 2019
“ I think I’m gonna start looking for a minecraft GF. I’m tired of playing by myself. “
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“ I think I’m gonna start looking for a minecraft GF. I’m tired of playing by myself. “
“ Is it so much to ask for there to be a- a mass conspiracy going on in this town? “
“ We could always discuss the state of the government. I think there’s no bigger conspiracy than what they’ve got going on up there. Don’t trust ‘em. “
“ What? No, shut up. I don’t even know what a politic is. “ Come on Florence, be serious. “ I’m talking about real conspiracies! I wanna find out there’s-- like-- a flippin’ cult that runs the town and shit! And there’s people in the bologna meat in schools! I want a conspiracy! “
“ -- What’s wrong with you? “
“ I’m restless! “
“ I think, in general, I long for... like, simpler times? And that’s a pretty decent catch-all, but let me elaborate. “
“ I remember, specifically, being a... I think sophomore? In high school, and my only concern was like, having enough top coat for my nails and glittery body spray for the rest of me because I was super into Twilight back then. I actually might’ve been mixing fandoms, I think the shiny nails was another vampire thing I was into, but those two things specifically. I remember thinking I was so cool because my arms were, like, sparkly when I went to walk across the patio to get to class. “
“ I still like to make myself glittery, “ except now he usually just..... uses straight glitter, “ but now I’m a lot more stressed when I do it. “
“ Alright, who is... your favorite host? Like, who would you pick if you were still in school, and you had a chance to visit? “
“ Um... “ Pbbt. That’s a tough dumb question. “ If I was still in school? I have no idea what I was like in high school. I guess Tamaki would be cool, but I feel like he’d probably try to upstage me. We all know I’d be the prettiest, most charming one in that room. “
“ Granted. “
“ I don’t know. Maybe Honey, he’s cute enough. I could vibe with that. What about you? “
“ I... would never have gone to a host club in high school, “ he laughs, scratching at the back of his head. “ But if I was who I was now back then, uh... I don’t know, I think I’d like Haruhi. “
“ Really? “
“ Yeah! I think I just like that she’s so real, y’know? I like her. “
“ Hey, you wanna see somethin’ cool? “
Florence, on the opposite end of the couch, gestures for him to go on ahead with whatever this could possibly be. He can only imagine.
With that, Jupiter takes his hazardously full can of soda and sets it right on top of his tummy. And oddly enough, it stays. Nice and still.
“ -- I’m surprised it didn’t... you know, sink in a little bit. That’s a new feature, isn’t it? You’re more solid. “
“ Yeah, I think it’s because I got, y’know, junk in there now. “ Or a baby, as they’re more colloquially referred to as. “ My belly’s just big ‘n’ solid enough to put stuff on it now. I mean, I usually got my laptop on me, so I can’t do it all the time, but when I’m just sitting around doing nothing? Super great. I don’t ever have to be near a table. “
“ ... You think that’s something I could get away with? “
“ Are you pregnant? “
“ I do have a few friends around here that like to tell me that I am. “
“ Shit, that’s probably good enough then. You wanna try it with mine? “
“ I’ve spent a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy. “
“ Don’t you have a fiance? “
“ Yeah, but I’m, like, insanely worried that we’re just gonna wake up one day, and he’s gonna realize ‘oh my god, I’m married to a sentient bowl of jello who can’t string together a sentence in his failing novel to save his life, what have I done’ and that’s when he’s gonna know who the real me is. Things can only go downhill from there.“
“ Is that how your thought process typically works when you wake up in the morning? Mine is usually along the lines of ‘I’m hungry, where’s the food’. “
“ -- Goopy, what are you going to be for Halloween this year? “
“ Uh, student loans. “
“ What? “
“ The IRS. “
“ Jupiter--. “
“ A google search for name but all that comes up is my old MySpace blog. “
“ Sweetheart, are you alright? “
“ Oh, yeah, sorry. I’m just gonna go as myself. It’ll be nice to be, like, complimented on how weird I look instead of actively avoided. “
“ -- I think I might’ve done somethin’ bad this time. “ Silas flops himself onto the bed, sprawling his arms out to either side.
“ I kinda just... came up here to eat takeout in my boxers and watch Netflix alone, for what that’s worth, “ he mutters, setting his food aside to slip under the blanket instead. The kids are asleep, and he wanted just twelve whole seconds to be comfortable. “ But yeah, make yourself comfortable. Are we talking about the dinner thing? “
“ I’ve never seen somebody get so upset about not having to cook dinner! Most people usually order out on Saturday anyway! What’s the big deal? “
“ I think it’s more the fact that he spent so long on dinner, and you just like, ruined it? Not so much the fact that we had to order Chinese. Did you even apologize to him? “
That’s... a good question. Silas’s face scrunches in thought, briefly. “ ... What are you watching? “
“ Bo.Jack Horse.man. “
“ ... Can I hang out with you for a bit? “
“ You’re already here laying in my bed. “