Jun 6
She’s over by the buffet, digging her fork into a cupcake. Repeatedly.
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She’s over by the buffet, digging her fork into a cupcake. Repeatedly.
“20 years of lookin’ good like a blood cell should! Heh. Not bad!”
“ knife goes in, guts come out– ” ugh, all these leftover pokémon from the egg mills are a pain to get rid of.
hm. right. his hand is still bleeding.
“SHE SAID YES! SHE SAID YES!
This fella’s gettin’ his ass MARRIED, y’all! YEAH!”
Cue him giving a holler of joy, pumping a fist in the air. Cue him breakdancing after.
Inhales.
“PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!”
“He’s big, he’s blue, and he’s BACK! Who missed lil’ ol’ me?”
“Ahh, gotta love Fall. Especially because the nights are gonna be longer.”