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i like to think that for every character, their full inventory is canonically just stored in their backpacks (even if it doesn’t fit in-game) WITH the exception of jaiden, who just pulls increasingly more insane objects from her pockets with seemingly no end
as a guy who is soso normal about time loops, i have to wonder if the dream smp’s loop had constants. set points in time that would happen no matter what. and i don’t even mean the big events, like lmanberg’s destruction or the disc conflict. i mean the smaller, less narratively impactful things that just hammer home the humanity of it all.
foolish will always lose his mind over a chandelier. the bank will never be finished in time before the loop begins anew. love will always be found. an among us bunker will always be built. michael will always be adopted. the church of prime will always be founded. wilbur will always fuck a fish. love will always be found. niki will always open a bakery. michael will always host a radio show. you </3 little penis will always appear in the sky, in one way or another. love will always be found.
time to get overly attached to a new character ^_^ anyways i think q!jaiden fully operates on cartoon physics. if a mob is chasing her she sometimes draws a tunnel in the wall and runs through it while the mob slams head-first into the wall because it's just a painting. she hovers in the air for a few seconds before falling. little aris fly in circles around her head when she gets dizzy. anything is possible for her as long as the bit's funny enough.
at one point after their marriage qroier goes up to cellbit like “hey have you see jaiden today. i want the he pronoun but i can’t find him anywhere.” and ofc cellbit is like. what the fuck are you talking about. and after roier explains their Situation he just looks at her and goes “i . . . i can just refer to you with he/him if you want” roier just sadly shakes her head and tells him it’s not the same
i’ve been struck with the very vivid image of qjaiden moving into qroier’s home and carrying like GIANT heavy-ass boxes, and for a second roier thinks she moved all her appliances with her (they’re that heavy) but then she opens them and their house is suddenly struck with a flood of pokemon plushies that erupt from the boxes like a fucking geyser. it takes days to get them all sorted and roier SWEARS he’s still finding random bug types underneath the couch to this very day
crumb ages VERY slowly meaning it’s basically been the same age for most of tubbo’s life meaning any outsider looking at tubbo’s baby pictures are in for a shock when he reveals that the masked cat(?) hybrid in every picture is actually his little sister
a hermitcraft trope that doesn’t get NEARLY the amount of love it deserves is TFC being the local cryptid of the sever. and i KNOW that’s something usually attributed to joe. which is fair. but the other hermits see joe on a weekly, if not daily, basis. he’s a social man! it’s like if bigfoot moved in next door. sure it’s a bit unusual, but at one point you’d stop referring to him as “bigfoot the cryptid” and instead just go “my neighbour bigfoot”. the shock lessens with time and enough socialization.
TFC though? they’re lucky if they catch wind of him at ALL. he’s not even spotted once in a blue moon—those are far too common in comparison. it’s more like he’s spotted once per SEASON, as the second he gets his hand on a pickaxe, he’ll likely never be seen again until the world reset. it’s rumored that every empty mineshaft once belonged to him, no matter how far they may be from civilization. to fall into his mines is to fall into the backrooms, as escape is basically futile. you could wonder for years without ever seeing the light of day, and the endless, perfectly identical tunnels are said to be able to drive even the most calm and collected hermits to the brink of insanity
forever’s talking about how he doesn’t see himself as a natural leader and prefers just stepping back and giving suggestions, so now i’m imagining that qforever has started stealing inspirational speeches to boost orderm morale from naruto because he’s not good at coming up with them himself. so far no one has called him out on it but whether that’s because they haven’t noticed or because they’re humoring him is up for debate
