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[apollos-boyfriend]

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[apollos-boyfriend]

seeing multiple mistakes in my slides pain and agony

[apollos-boyfriend]

things remember to fix before next year's survey:

add "adaptive shifter" as a tubbo option

fix "dragon-goat hybrid" to "dragon-ram hybrid" (sorry schlarklez nation)

add "fox hybrid" as a wilbur option

add "blaze hybrid" as a jack manifold option

add "human but to the left" as a philza and connor option

add "selkie" as a sally the salmon option

putting these here now so u guys can hold them against me if i forget for yet ANOTHER year

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[apollos-boyfriend]

anything fun from the species survey this year? I love seeing people's sillyness!!

every year is a treat but this year i want to shoutout all the people i recognize from previous years! genuinely i get so happy when i see repeat responses,,, it makes me happy to see people coming back and staying with this project even after 5 years (づ> v <)づ♡

[apollos-boyfriend]

Just wanted to put this here in case it got lost in the void of google forms comment sections. No pressure to reply/post I just want to make sure I can express this to you:

"Albino" is a derogatory and deeply offensive term tied to an incredibly violent usage and history. As it is also often used for animals, it can be very dehumanizing alongside being a term that is often considered to be a slur.

Please consider using the term "has albinism" (or similar person-first lanugage) in the future.

It's clear that you care deeply for others and for cultural sensitivity (such as with "Construct" instead of Golem), and I'm sure that you weren't using this term to intentionally cause harm. I just want to express the importance of not using this terminology, as it causes harm individually and for the community at large. Some individuals view "albino" as an acceptable term for themselves, or have reclaimed it, but this is not generally reflective of the broader community. Person-first language is not appropriate for all things, but in terms of discussing albinism it typically is.

Some good resources for learning: https://albinism.org/information-bulletin-social-aspects-of-albinism/ https://www.enableme.ke/en/article/how-to-address-persons-with-albinism-respectfully-10175

Thank you for taking the time to read and consider this, and to make this poll every year! It is always great fun

thank you very much for making me aware of this!!! i've changed the wording on the final slides to "has albinism" and plan to go back and edit previous years' work as well when i have the time 👍

[apollos-boyfriend]

Could I perchance ask for a status update on the data processing from the species survey?

the data’s actually all processed for the survey itself! i still gotta do the slide formatting and additional comments but the reason it’s taken so long is bc i wanna do some additional data to celebrate 5 years

HOWEVER that’s taking a lot more time than i expected bc i am bad at stats so i think i’m gonna push it back and just get it done when i can. which is to say expect this year’s results by the end of the week probs 👍

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was aiming to get it out by the end of today however my wifi has been out since yesterday morning so (T▽T ) i am very sorry for the continued delay orz

[apollos-boyfriend]

we’ve been told twice now that someone will be showing up to fix our shit. they have failed to show up both times. fuck my stupid yaoi life 😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

the wifi has since come back on so i will try to crunch this out as fast as possible! i got a new method of putting in additional comments this year so idk if it'll go any faster BUT it does give me more room and flexibility with formatting so i'm very hyped (˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

[apollos-boyfriend]

Could I perchance ask for a status update on the data processing from the species survey?

the data’s actually all processed for the survey itself! i still gotta do the slide formatting and additional comments but the reason it’s taken so long is bc i wanna do some additional data to celebrate 5 years

HOWEVER that’s taking a lot more time than i expected bc i am bad at stats so i think i’m gonna push it back and just get it done when i can. which is to say expect this year’s results by the end of the week probs 👍

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was aiming to get it out by the end of today however my wifi has been out since yesterday morning so (T▽T ) i am very sorry for the continued delay orz

[apollos-boyfriend]

we’ve been told twice now that someone will be showing up to fix our shit. they have failed to show up both times. fuck my stupid yaoi life 😭

[mail-me-a-snail]

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

[mail-me-a-snail]

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

[apollos-boyfriend]

Could I perchance ask for a status update on the data processing from the species survey?

the data’s actually all processed for the survey itself! i still gotta do the slide formatting and additional comments but the reason it’s taken so long is bc i wanna do some additional data to celebrate 5 years

HOWEVER that’s taking a lot more time than i expected bc i am bad at stats so i think i’m gonna push it back and just get it done when i can. which is to say expect this year’s results by the end of the week probs 👍

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was aiming to get it out by the end of today however my wifi has been out since yesterday morning so (T▽T ) i am very sorry for the continued delay orz

[knownhag]

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

[nieilko]

[aptronyms]

which of these two deltarune characters is it more normal to want to fuck

spamton g spamton

small “battat” mike

Voting ended onJul 12

I am NOT asking which one YOU would fuck. this is about which one it's more NORMAL to want to fuck

[aptronyms]

you run into a quiz vortex during TV time and this is the quiz question that tenna asks

[soup--champ]

my vent art. good poll neon

[wandersfall]

[moss-in-time]

let’s be cyanide with mama

[red-plutoo]

Ok so it might have been a bit more of a hyperfixation return than I expected

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating