hashtag schlarklez summer

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[apollos-boyfriend]

[apollos-boyfriend]

how are you doing king

pretty good!!! i've gotten obsessed w playing skyblock again so every other aspect of my life is in shambl.es but my gaming has never been so back

[apollos-boyfriend]

my really funny joke that I made sitting in your askbox (and then it's the image of the elephant that says address me)

you're gonna have to be a bit more specific chief

[apollos-boyfriend]

now that the survey is out i need everyone to see what i mean by putting crpytoland bitcoin creature for hbomb

does anyone see my vision....... does anyone remmever cryptoland

YO;URE CRAZY

[reddbug27]

is there a version of mumbo jumbo without his head cut off... i REALLY love him 😭😭 but his head😭😭😭😭 he's Decapitated

yeah check him out

[reallytins]

Mumbo Jumbo will be in the next life series…

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[magsmixedup]

Aqua amigurumi!

I don't have a pattern to share yet, but I do plan to make a tutorial for both her and Orange eventually!

[kiwinatorwaffles]

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m glad jeff the killer has turned into just a silly internet guy nowadays but god i wish people utilized the fact that his original mythos had him as a shitty thirteen year old more. the jeff the killer jokes are funny as is but even funnier if you imagine him as a shitty edgelord preteen that barely comes up to your chest

[apollos-boyfriend]

sorry to all his fans but jeffrey is grounded from “jeff the killing you” until he finishes his social studies homework

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]

[apollos-boyfriend]

seeing multiple mistakes in my slides pain and agony

[apollos-boyfriend]

things remember to fix before next year's survey:

add "adaptive shifter" as a tubbo option

fix "dragon-goat hybrid" to "dragon-ram hybrid" (sorry schlarklez nation)

add "fox hybrid" as a wilbur option

add "blaze hybrid" as a jack manifold option

add "human but to the left" as a philza and connor option

add "selkie" as a sally the salmon option

putting these here now so u guys can hold them against me if i forget for yet ANOTHER year

[apollos-boyfriend]

five years ago, i started tracking the fandom's species headcanons for the dream smp cast. five years from now, i will probably still be doing the exact same thing. here's to over half a decade of the dream smp !!!◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

full slideshow: [link]

full spreadsheet: [link]