Dec 8, 2025
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Best Non-Suit look for Elijah
Slutty Henley
Founding Father
"Viking"
Blood
Gas Station Scavenger
Arms
"Medieval"
Baby's first tie
The one from that one episode where everyone was hot
Voting ended onDec 15, 2025
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seen from Germany
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Best Non-Suit look for Elijah
Slutty Henley
Founding Father
"Viking"
Blood
Gas Station Scavenger
Arms
"Medieval"
Baby's first tie
The one from that one episode where everyone was hot
References:
And make me an easy poll to vote in while you're at it!
Do you fuck with Kol in a bowler cap?
Yes
No
I don't like Kol in any hat (hater button)
There haven’t been any good polls for me to vote in at least two days. Please fix that, or I fear I will need to be insane about it
Pick something to do to Kol Mikaelson
Papa Tunde's torture knife
Pregnant
He can do magic but only when wearing a Wizard Hat
Steal Davina from him
Shoot him with the murder-suicide gun from Supernatural and have an eternal*
Werewolf bite
Sacrifice him in a ritual to bring Henrik back
Make him listen to all of Taylor Swift's discography, including the variants
Kidnapped and raised by Aunt Dalhia
He can do magic but only in Disney channel style rhyming spells
Put him in the mommy torture dungeon
Show him evidence he was also a bastard child and everyone knew but no one**
*soul link with him
**cared enough to say anything to him about it. Not even Mikael.
Humbly requesting an Elijah-cest pairings poll, please and thank you. I want to be a voter, not a creator—creating things is exhausting, actually. I’ve put in so many long hours working at the dumb-post-factory, and my wrists are weak and tired 😔
I did ask what was meant by Elijah-cest and I was told to "Get jiggy with it" so here we are:
Which Elijah-cest setup will give Elijah the proper fucking he deserves?
Joel Goran/Elijah
Wing Commander Hayes/Elijah
Goran/Elijah/Hayes
Mandrake/Elijah/Hayes
Goran/Elijah/Joel (shaman 2025)
Mandrake/Elijah
Gary Dexter/Elijah
Mandrake/Elijah/Gary
Season 2 TVD Elijah/Season 5 TO Elijah
Jake Campbell/Elijah
Antos (Young Hercules)/Elijah
Red Door Elijah/"Normal" Elijah
References for people who are not as aware of Daniel Gillies' career as I am and actively seek out everything he's ever done:
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Pick something to do to Rebekah Mikaelson
Stepford Wife
Mermaid tail
She has to get a retail job to pay for things
Steal Marcel from her
Mother-Daughter bonding with Esther (she's not allowed to kill anyone)
Steal Elijah from her
Pregnant but she's a surrogate and she can't keep it
Mandatory 4 years of high school
Shoot her with the gun that changes your gender
Safe Sex lecture from Finn
Arranged marriage to Damon
1920s Chicago prison world with Bonnie and Kai
Does Davina know Kol fucked her great-great-great Aunt Mary-Alice Claire?
No- he's keeping it a secret
No- it hasn't come up
No- she suspects but she doesn't want confirmation and refuses to go there
Yes- he told her directly (she appreciated the honesty)
Yes- the ghost of Mary-Alice warned her about Mikaelson bullshit
Yes- she found a kinky diary
Yes- the women in her family specifically have gotten The Vampire Talk
Yes- it came up during sex
Yes- technically he said Mary-Alice fucked HIM (he thought that would make it*
*better. It did not. He lives on the couch now)
and:
I had like 87 ideas for this but I settled on toxic yuri for you because that's technically my only ongoing WIP that I have for it:
Hope didn’t have to bite Ambrosia to keep her under control. Compulsion, hypnotism, or a simple control spell would work just fine. In fact, Hope planned to put up more boundary spells as soon as she had the opportunity. And really, biting her only caused more trouble. Hope’s venom made her blood impure and impossible to do spellwork with. There was no testing to be done, no progress to be made, until it had left Ambrosia’s system. It was a pain. But it did make Ambrosia so deliciously easy to manipulate. She’d never gotten to see how Klaus’ venom impacted non-vampires, but she had witnessed normal werewolves do it and see nothing but pain and near death. Perhaps her venom was just special; par for the course for the tribrid. “F-Forgive me,” Ambrosia whimpered. She flinched as Hope’s hand pet her hair. “Why should I?” she murmured. “Are you going to show me how sorry you are? Hm?” “Y-Yes. Please….” She was shaking, barely holding herself up on her hands and knees. Hope’s bite was still red and angry on her neck, even as it slowly healed. Hope gathered her hair in one hand and pulled her closer. “You know, one of these days, I’m going to get tired of giving you chances. If you pull a stunt like that again, I might just have to take more drastic measures.” She would look lovely with a collar. “I-” Hope shushed her and slotted a thumb in her mouth. Ambrosia closed her lips and sucked gently, doe eyes brimming with unshed tears. It was a good start, but she had a long way to go.