#tvd polls

[icarusofathousanddays]

Pick someone to make into the Enhanced Original Vampire instead of Alaric

Bonnie (Angst be thy name!!!!! Doomed yuri!!!!!!!!!!)

Damon (I can think of several GOOD AUs branching from this change)

Elena (I am rolling this around in my head #myruminations)

Esther (she isn't using anyone else to do her dirty work this time)

Jeremy (damn! we're just taking out the whole family at once huh??)

Katherine (Esther uses weird doppelganger magic to tie her and Elena together)

Matt (time to break his “stayed human the whole time” streak)

Rebekah (save yourself or die at your sister's hand!!!!)

Stefan (this AU makes the klefan girls lose their minds btw)

Tyler (Original Hybrid vs Enhanced Original Hybrid core)

I can't see anyone other than Alaric filling this role

I want to suggest [insert character name]

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[icarusofathousanddays]

Who is your favorite Bonlena third?

Caroline (it's Care's dream to be invited to the "learning to kiss" sleepover)

Damon ("I love you like Elena loved you")

Elijah (they fall victim to the Dead Wife Curse, but not permanently so...)

Jeremy (the Gilbert-Sommers family and their fascination with Bennett women)

Kai (soooo unbelievably jealous he cast a sleeping beauty curse on bonnie's gf)

Katherine (Bonnie-Doppelganger sandwich)

Klaus (seems like he would appreciate how insane they are about each other)

Matt (yeah, they do deserve a guy who is nice to them. I agree)

Rebekah (Caroline: oh! you like kissing blondes now? would've been nice to know)

Stefan (this is the worst thing to ever happen to Qetsiyah btw she's so mad)

Tyler (they had to keep tonnie from interacting because this would be too powerf

Actually I prefer [insert character]

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

I didn't notice that Tyler's cut off, it should say "too powerful)"

[icarusofathousanddays]

Based on @lady-of-imladris's tags on my pet poll: #give rebekah a cat#so she may experience love#but only a female cat otherwise her brothers might be weird

Which brother is the weirdest if Rebekah got a boy cat?

Finn (but only because he thinks she’s a monster who shouldn’t be happy)

Finn (he doesn’t trust their brothers around a living thing)

Finn (he just has beef with the cat idk what else to say about it)

Elijah (cannot abide her having peace, he feeds off her cortisol production)

Elijah ("casually" mentions the cat to Klaus and considers the problem resolved)

Elijah (it clocks his bad vibes and pisses on all his clothes #feministfolkhero)

Klaus (he makes sure that Stefan and the cat cross paths)

Klaus (he has that dog in him and Rebekah makes him psycho and evil)

Klaus (the cat is one of his gay situationships that make him insane)

Kol (*annoying brother voice* pay attention to ME and ONLY ME or I'll DIE)

Kol (I fear he's taking some Rebekah-shaped frustrations out on the cat)

Kol (Davina is allergic to cats which means they are enemies for life #wifeguy)

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[icarusofathousanddays]

Which ill-advised parent hookup do you wish happened?

Abby/Grayson (they spend the entire time talking about Miranda #wifeguys)

Abby/Kelly (I support deadbeat moms #milfwrongs)

Abby/Miranda (tfw you lesbian so hard you have to abandon your daughter)

Abby/Zach (Abby leaves because of the affair and not the magic stuff #fuckedup)

Bill/Grayson (my boy has a 100% divorce rate between Bill/Liz and Abby/Rudy)

Bill/Pastor Young (they can run a metaphorical gay conversion camp together)

Bill/Zach (guy who doesn't need vervain x guy whose house is LOUSY with it)

Carol/Kelly (white trash deadbeat x wealthy socialite sahm)

Carol/Liz (mayor x sheriff can I make it anymore obvious? #smalltowncorruption)

Kelly/Miranda (melena and jicki were genetic)

Kelly/Richard (Carol was working thru smtg with the "trash at the party" line)

Liz/Zach (makes the whole “dying saving her daughter” thing a little messier)

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[icarusofathousanddays]

Pick someone to give a pet to!!!

Bonnie (give her a familiar!!!!!)

Caroline (her parents get her a dog to make up for their turbo bad divorce)

Damon (he keeps the pet a secret from Stefan for obv reasons. he can't risk it!)

Elena/Jeremy (Jenna buys her the longest lived pet she can after the funeral)

Elijah (local man processes revenge era by naming parrots after his dead family)

Hope (Hayley tells her Klaus got stuck as a dog so she'll stop crying)

Kai (he finds a pack of sea monkeys at the store to keep him company)

Matt (can’t afford a pet but he feeds strays behind the grill)

Stefan (keeps buying new pets after he.... well.... you know)

Tyler (an elderly cat who won't come near him after he triggers his curse)

Mason (that’s how Tyler gets the cat #lockwoodisms)

I have a better idea!!!! (Oh? Prove it)

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

Forgot to mention!! The Elena/Jeremy pet is a tortoise 🐢

[icarusofathousanddays]

What is your LEAST favorite barolena subpairing?

Bonnie/Caroline

Bonnie/Elena

Caroline/Elena

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[icarusofathousanddays]

What is your favorite barolena subpairing?

Bonnie/Caroline

Bonnie/Elena

Caroline/Elena

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[icarusofathousanddays]

Who is the biggest yearner?

Bonnie (girl who has never seen a grave she would not throw herself into)

Damon (over a century of waiting so he could rescue his lady love)

Elena (humanity off, mind lost, sobbing, crying, why does everyone leave her?)

Elijah (they should invent a way to finally be satisfied with what you have)

Enzo (turn back!! turn back!!! he's been waiting for you all the while)

Hayley ("omg tyler I HAD to kill our friends b/c I have a family-shaped ache")

Katherine (you want everything and everyone she has, it's bordering on a need)

Rebekah (oh the things we do to earn the life we think we deserve)

Sage (you've missed him)

Silas (a grave two thousand years deep)

Stefan (you want a better ending, of course you do. who wouldn't?)

I think [insert character not included on this poll] yearns the most

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours