if you prefer, malapert with JayTim
Last one prompted by icarusrises/Ren. Sorry, this one ended up sort of cracky too, but I had a lot of fun with it.
Clever in manners of speech.
“Jason! Help! Oh my God, yelp.”
“Dude wha -- what the hell Tim, how many times have I told you to use the freaking window --”
“I’m stuck in this broke down door, why are you living so poor?!”
“Shut up, princeling, you know very much why I’m -- wait, did you just rhyme that?”
“Finally, geez, I thought I would freeze.”
“A tad dramatic, don’t you think? And you still rhyme what the hell happened?”
“Tonight a spell was cast on me, it is a downright felony!”
“… a spell? Where did you even find a magic user around here?”
“There was a maiden in need, so I jumped to help her deed --”
“and let me guess, a magic light hit you in the ass?”
“… very funny, you big mouthed dummy.”
“At least you’re still somewhat yourself. Alright, let’s get you to the Manor. Unless you have Zatana’s phone number?”
“I don’t have any means to contact the lady, but I know her cousin, he could save me.”
“Your rhymes are getting worse, who’d have thought? Aaand I still want to get you to the Manor. This is too good to pass up, Shakespeare junior. And you can glare to your heart’s content, I’m not fazed.”
“Revenge is sweet, so is candy, before you know it, there’s laxative in your brandy.”
“Too bad I don’t drink that crap, huh? Now chop chop, the sooner everyone can get this on tape, the better.”