#ice wayne

[iceywayne]

I have been shot. And boy does it hurt.

[iceywayne]

you wanna hear a secret?

i've been robin before. swapped out for a night or two.

i will never say when, where or who mostly because dad and dick would each have a cardiac event.

[iceywayne]

the plushies are out of order.

someone moved my plushies.

Someone. Touched. My Plushies.

[iceywayne]

I really hope the person who shot me knows I forgive him.

[iceywayne]

oh sure, the jerk in my math class can pull my hair every day in class for three months and the teacher is like 'oh, he must have a crush on you!'

but when I, the autistic teenage girl whose been having clumps of hair pulled out of her head, bite the hand pulling my hair, suddenly violence is a problem and not a goddamn marriage proposal.

in conclusion, frick you mrs. [REDACTED]. may you step on a lego every morning, spill every latte you drink and have every holiday meal upstaged by your mother in law.

[iceywayne]

"But Dick can't be your mother!"

I still send him a Mother's Day card every year.

[iceywayne]

i just think it's important to know if you're bigger and taller than me, you have carte blanche to pick me up.

any place. any time. i always want uppies.

[iceywayne]

Alright time to decide which of my independent older siblings' couch I'm going to crash on.

The manor is once again loud, chaotic and overstimulating.

I'm tired.