#icecrematorium

[barbaeg]

icecrematorium replied to your post: i own so many fucking wigs its great

Use the second wig to co splay Alex from oitnb

does this mean i have to finally watch oitnb

[barbaeg]

noah: [answering okcupid questions] is compassion a sign of strength or weakness?

michael: this is the question to see whether or not youre an anime villain

[barbaeg]

icecrematorium replied to your post: nobody told me you could get pimples on your labia this is TRULY...

Pus puss.

michael oh my god

[barbaeg]

it's like we're chopping up an animal and you're like hey sweet give me the colon

caitlin describes michaels taste in hobbit

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icecrematorium replied to your photo: i keep michaels senior picture in my birth control case. theres a...

Do...do I know the story?

lmao probably not

its a really boring story, my mom found it when i was visiting my parents and my birth control case was sitting next to me so i put it there to keep it from getting bent and then i never took it out

[barbaeg]

doshitoshimoshite

[case-palmarium]

Michael: what's the cutest part of the body

Me: what

Michael: the cuticles

[case-palmarium]

michael: there are mirmurings of a brinner

me: what did you just try to say

michael: brunner is coming

me: you lost me

michael: I meant Bronner damn it I suck and texting eight now

me: I still don't understand

michael: wink

me: is this a test cause I'm failing

michael: You don't fail at being hot

michael: wink