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Hey, B-man! How’s it hanging?

Hey so I know you had said not to eat the Twinkies you had left out in your locked desk drawer but someone may have frozen the lock off and ate them all. Someone not me. I have no idea who’d do this crime but it absolutely was not me. I am just the reporter of this heinous act and as a law abiding citizen I am sick over it. Not because I ate too much sugar. Definitely a righteous nausea.

Anyway, um. Yeah. Sorry someone totally not me stole your twinks.

-Bobby

(icemancometh)

Hmm. A note? For him?

From Robert, no less - what could this possibly concern? Perhaps some matter of grave import, or maybe of glad tidings and -

". . . I was looking forward to those Twinkies . . ."

The worst part is, he already feels certain that Bobby has eaten so quickly and so gluttonously that he's ascended to a level of sugarsickness that's hard to come back from, and he's probably going to end up regurgitating it all, meaning the novelty jumbo size XL box of delicious vanilla cream treats is just going to be wasted.

Next box he gets, he's going to poison them. Not with a lethal poison, maybe just a drop or three of laxatives injected directly into the sweet treats so that Robert would learn his damn lesson next time.

#hauntthemoon #icemancometh #Hello friend!!!#verse: getting by

Creed,

Ever think about the fact that I could freeze you into an ice block and dump you in Antarctica?

I do. All the time.

xxoo

Drake

(icemancometh)

@icemancometh

Drake,

Ever see a persons head pop from squeezing it so hard?

Contact me again, and for your next birthday, I'll give you a live demonstration, and crush your friends and family into emulsified brain jelly.

Fuck off.

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Cyclops,

I know I already brought this up in the morning meeting but I do think cargo shorts are a better uniform option. They’re making a comeback!

-Bobby

(icemancometh)

@icemancometh

Scott didn't know Bobby knew how to write a memo. And, he honestly half expected the folded note on his desk to become an explosion of glitter or for the words to be written in crayon.

He reads it over, and sighs. And sits down to write his own memo in response.

Iceman,

As per our last meeting- see attached meeting notes for reference- uniforms are requires for any field work or training.

He then goes on to describe, in detail, the purpose of the suits and how the material is carefully picked and hand stitched together to adapt to their specific mutations.

When he reaches the end, he professionaly summarizes the memo because he knows Bobby isn't reading all of it.

Our Uniforms are more important than your already lacking fashion senses. The answer is a resounding no.

- Cyclops

#◇ summers #icemancometh #adult bobby is a whole other breed of person I love him #hauntthemoon

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The Iceman Cometh Challenge Recap

For a race that is 30 years old, you would figure it would want to move down to Florida to rest and relax, but instead The Iceman Cometh Challenge embraces the wet and cold conditions of Traverse City, Michigan. Compared to the last few years, mother nature had a twist and snow, rain and hail came down on riders from the start all the way to the finish in this year’s edition. The weather didn’t stop riders from showing up in droves to test their inner strength against the elements.