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(Teenage Bradley is giving Ice and Mav a flimsy excuse as to why he broke curfew the night before) Iceman(to Bradley, about Maverick):...You're losing him! Bradley: How do you know? Iceman: Because you're losing me, and I have more patience than he does!
Iceman(after Mav nudges him awake): - What is it? What happened? What happened? Maverick: I heard something. Iceman: Oh. Maverick: I-I really hope it's not a burglar. I'm not good at fighting...Or running away. Iceman: Oh, God. What if it is? The house is a mess. I feel bad for the burglar. (after it turns out to be young Nat n the kitchen getting a snack) Phoenix:...[to Iceman]Why do you have a blow-dryer?[to Maverick]...And a pillow? Maverick: They're our weapons. Iceman: We thought there was a burglar. Maverick: We were gonna...style him....And then he could have a little rest.
Maverick(to Ice): If you and I go off on assignments at the same time and we both die, the kids'll be all alone. And I don't think they'll put themselves to bed at a reasonable hour, y'know?
Maverick: Hey, I've been looking all over the building for you.
Iceman: Ah, since we were low on aviators, I thought I'd give Bob a hand working on his plane.
Maverick: The only reason we are low on aviators, is because you sent so many of mine home.
Iceman: Well, there's no sense in getting us all sick.
Bob: [as Mav] Next time you send one my team home, you clear it with me first, Admiral! [as Ice] Oh, I didn't know I needed your permission to manage my own personnel, Captain Mitchell. [as Mav] Your personnel?1 [as Ice] Last time I checked, it said "Admiral" on my door, not yours!
Maverick & Iceman: *stare at Bob*
Bob:...The kids don't like it when their Daddies fight.
(IceMav-YoungDaggers!Family AU. The family has to go out on Christmas Eve, but the kids don't want to go) Maverick(to the kids):...We'll be back before you can say Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, and Nixon. Natasha: Well, we'd better be back fast. Tonight's the night we finally catch Santa Claus! Bob: We've been planning this for months. Iceman: You're gonna catch Santa? Payback: Yup. Rooster: We built a Santa trap! Iceman: Alright, but if you catch him, he's your responsibility. I'm not cleaning up after Santa.
(AU where Ice and Mav are the parents of the Daggers, who are young kids. Ice and Mav are both deployed, so the 86er's who are state-side are divvying up childcare duties)
Slider:...Okay, everybody. This is the official Mitchell-Kazansky kid-sitting help schedule. Time slots are available for multiple days their regular babysitter has to work.
Chipper: Sign me up for any open shifts. I love kids.
Hollywood: Have you MET Jake Kazansky...?
Wolfman: Oh, Natasha's the real terror. Sweet as pie and twice as deadly. Put me down for any slot after her bedtime.
Iceman: Bradley, what did you get Natasha for her birthday? Bradley: Birthday...? Iceman: Your sister's turning 16. We're having a surprise party for her tonight. Bradley: Well, it's working, 'cause I'm surprised. Iceman: The party starts at 7. You have to get her a present, and something nice. Bradley: How about - Maverick: - Not another sock puppet. [Mickey walks into the room] Maverick(to Mickey): - You have to get her something too. Mickey: - Whoa whoa, what did I just walk into? Bradley: The Dads say we have to buy Natasha a birthday present. Mickey: What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog. Maverick: I'm serious. You have to get her something. Mickey:...What about a dog? I bet he'd like a dog. Iceman:.....Mickey, is there another dog in my house? Mickey:...Maybe. [they walk into the living room to see a VERY large dog] Mickey: He followed me home, Dad. Bradley: Can we keep him? Iceman: No. I've told you I do not want a dog in this house. Mickey: Dad, please...! Toddler Callie: Horsey...! Iceman: No, honey. It's actually a doggie. Maverick: Who just made a horsy-sized "uh-oh"...
(Daggers as IceMav's young kids AU)
Iceman: Natasha, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.
Phoenix: Yes!
Iceman: Javy, you have band practice, alright? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Jake, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Reuben, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Bradley and Bob, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Mav!
Rooster, Bob: YEAH...!
(Bradley, Bob and Maverick all cheer and do their secret handshake)
