#wolfman ruth

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Wolfman:…I have something to tell you, but I don’t want you to freak out.

Slider: OK…

Wolfman: So promise me you won’t freak out.

Slider: Alright, Wolfman. I promise I won’t freak out.

Wolfman: It’s been cited from numerous sources that Bradley and his new boyfriend Jake are exactly like Maverick and Ice used to be.

Slider:………………Well, that’s not possible, Henry. See, cuz there’s winners and there’s losers, and God wouldn’t do that to me.

[kcsplace]

Top Gun silliness

[nanny-sc]

I passed the night to re-re-read Hollywolf fics on Ao3, moreover I am happily waiting @flowersonmymind1016 Hollywolf omegaverse fic (again no pressure🧡)

In these days my mind is hyperactive and inspired for what I written over, I think a scenario with:

Omegaverse

Hollywolf (as a married couple)

Bob and Hangman in trouble

Hollywolf and Bob with a void in their life

Hangman has a big secret

(NOT hangman x bob)

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Wolfman(to Maverick): You and Ice have sure been together a long time.

Maverick: Indeed we have.

Wolfman: And what, pray tell, is your secret?

Maverick: Well, when we decided to move in together, I told him that I would make all the hard decisions, and he could make all the easy ones. And I’ll tell ya somethin’….all these years, and we haven’t had one hard decision yet.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Viper(taking attendance) : Maverick? Maverick? Maverick?…Maverick?

Wolfman(as the one chosen to give the alibi): Oh, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Maverick pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Viper: Thank you, Wolfman.

Wolfman: No problem whatsoever.

Viper(continuing to take attendance: Iceman? Iceman? Iceman…?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Viper has caught the Daggers and the ‘86 squad digging up a time capsule on the old Top Gun base in Miramar)

Viper:…Maverick, Iceman, Slider, Wolfman…we meet again.

Maverick:….Detention?

Viper: Big Boy detention!

Maverick(to Iceman):…I can’t handle Big Boy Detention…!

(Viper walks over to the Daggers)

Viper (to Rooster, about Maverick):…Is he a good parent, you poor, poor little boy?

Rooster(nods): I’m very lucky.

Viper(to Hangman, about Mav): And is he a good teacher?

Hangman: I think he’s the best there is. But he says you are.

Viper(looking at the box Mav is holding):…So, that’s what you came for, huh?

Maverick: It’s our time capsule. We stashed it here at the end of our training in ‘86. You remember that?

Viper: Oh, I remember everything…

Iceman: We wanted to see how these past years have changed us.

Wolfman: You got any more wise advice for us, sir?

Viper: Well, it’s been all these years and you’re all still together…What else do you need to know?

(the 86ers all smile, and the Daggers all smile looking at their future)

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(at Hollywood and Wolfman’s rehearsal dinner before their wedding) Maverick: I’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner! I rarely get to practice meals before I eat them! Iceman: What did Hollywood and Wolfman say would be your one gift to them…? Maverick(pouts):…No stupid jokes.

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Iceman(about his date with Maverick): Is there something wrong with me? I mean, I practically threw myself at him and he ran off like he heard an ice cream truck.

Slider: Well, maybe he did hear an ice cream truck…!

Iceman: I think maybe he’s just not attracted to me. I mean, that was the third date. That’s usually the “come and get it”-date, right?

Wolfman: Or in Slider’s case, it’s the “come and get it for the third time”-date…