Seb drabble
For some reason, I kept getting this insane image in my head of (imaginary pretty) me dating Sebastian, and him finding this blog. XD So, I decided to write it. Maybe now it'll get out of my damn head lol
"Hey, babe, can I use your computer real quick?"
Ali shrugged, not even turning to look at him. "Yeah, of course. You know the password."
There was some clicking, and then silence. She figured he was just checking his email or something and thought nothing of it, until she heard a strange, strangled noise. Concerned, she spun around to check on him, and watched the most astonishing array of emotions pass over his face in a matter of seconds.
"Hun? You okay?"
Sebastian's face was turning funny colors and his fist was practically crushing his mouth, but he nodded.
"...You sure?"
Nodding again as she approached, he let out a strained giggle, wide blue eyes locked on the screen. Ali moved closer and leaned over his shoulder, and then groaned.
He was reading her tumblr.
"Close that! That's-" She stalled; she couldn't exactly say it was private. It was a public blog, and besides, she never kept secrets from Sebastian. He knew she was a fan long before they'd started dating, and he knew she had a tumblr... he'd just never seen it.
"It was still open!" He was laughing outright now, slapping her hands away when she attempted to snatch her laptop away or at least stop him from scrolling. "It was the first thing I saw when I pulled up your browser!"
"It's nothing!"
"I didn't realize you still posted so regularly..."
"Not about you! I mean, yes about you, but like... Not us!" She could feel her face getting redder and redder. Her boyfriend laughed harder with each post he saw.
"You still post about me like you've never met me. That is amazing!"
"Seriously, Seb, close it!"
"Aww, baaabe! You think I'm perfect?"
Ali scowled, smacking him upside the head. "Not right now, I don't! What the hell did you need this for, anyway?"
"It can wait a minute. This is gold!" He was howling with laughter, tears glistening in his eyes as he kept scrolling. "It's like you're living a double life! How do you keep this going?"
"I promised I'd never brag about knowing you," she growled, "I never said I'd stop adoring you or your work."
"Is this you adoring me?" he teased, nudging her.
"Boy, this is me about to smack you if you don't close that tab and do whatever the hell you needed to do!"
"Awww, muffin!" She raised a hand threateningly, and he only laughed and pulled her into his lap... And continued scrolling. "Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness!"
"I did not write that!"
"Your hair is like a golden waterfall!"
"That is nowhere on this page. You have brown hair, anyway! Quit quoting Red Dwarf, you dork!"
He ignored her and grinned like an imbecile. "Plus, those short skirts you wear make me really horny!"
That did it. Ali couldn't stay mad if she tried. Clinging to Sebastian to hold herself upright, she dissolved into a fit of helpless giggles, just barely managing to choke out, "If you ever... wore a skirt... I would DIE!"
"Well, we can't have that." He kissed her cheek, still shaking with barely contained laughter. "Damn. Time to cancel my plans for this evening."
"Ohmygod shut UP!"
He caught her hand as she pulled it back to whack his chest, and brought it to his lips instead. "I love you."
Still giggling, Ali nodded and leaned in for a real kiss. "I love you, too."
"Clearly!" Snickering when she pried her hand free and this time did whack him, he finally reached past her and opened a new tab to check his email. "That's really funny. Oh man, I'm gonna be laughing about that for days."
"You're a dick." Hiding a fond smile, she rested her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes. All this time, she'd been dreading the day he saw the extent of her fangirling over him. She thought he'd be embarrassed, or creeped out. Somehow, the thought that he'd find it fucking hilarious had never occurred to her.
Gods, she loved this dork!