Feb 1, 2017
Ya know the longer I live the more I'm convinced that I'm living in some Truman show kind of reality TV thing and that god loves to watch me suffer
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Ya know the longer I live the more I'm convinced that I'm living in some Truman show kind of reality TV thing and that god loves to watch me suffer
So apparently all I do while drunk now is talk about my lab research and make Caesar puns
Me: why am I so tired and sore all the time? I do nothing physical ever Uterus: 👀👀 hello kids it's time for 😈😈😈 Blood Waterfall™ 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I took two tests today and also had a paper due and I just cracked the fuck out of my phone screen.. On the plus side I don’t have rehearsal tonight or any homework due tomorrow. I’m gonna go eat a lot of chocolate and marathon X Files
When ur gross ex from high school tries to reconcile on valentine’s day
I wonder if I can program and watch X Files at the same time... lets find out
Vines are so good. Like If it's a good one you can say "damn how the hell was this 6 seconds" and watch it 12 more times But if it's shit you don't gotta sit there and fake smile for five whole minutes like when your little cousin shows you Charlie the unicorn and you gotta pretend to be amused
Me: i'm gonna be productive and get stuff done for school
Me: *does not do that*
Me: okay i'll just play some guitar to relax and let off some steam
Me: *does not do that either*