ok but im imagining that either Grog or Scanlan after seeing Ripley again with Percy's gun and going "its like she is a hotter version of you" and Percy being incredibly insulted and Vex(or Vax) going "don't worry you're totally the hotter one"
Scanlan purses his lips thoughtfully. “I’m just saying, the cloak draped better on her. As attractive as you are, you don’t really have the–” and here he mimes a shape with curves, complete with leer.
Despite how ridiculous it is, Percy is still vaguely offended on principle. “It’s a cloak. It’s supposed to be voluminous. What does the shape underneath matter?”
“She had the gun too,” Grog chimes in, as contemplative as Percy has ever heard him.
“Yes Grog, we know your opinion on women with weapons.”
“To be clear, women with big-ass weapons they know how to use.” Grog chuckles in delight, walking off. Scanlan runs to catch up, fast as his little legs can take him.
Vex hooks an arm into his, resting her head on his shoulder. “Well I think the cloak looks quite handsome on you. And now you have another gun you didn’t have to build.”
He spins the barrel of his newly acquired pepperbox idly, tipping his head against Vex’s. It really shouldn’t make him feel better, but it does.