#word vomit

[thetac0wh0re]

Can I come over and play let’s make it fit?

[vorpalfae]

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

[polarspaz]

DualityReboot AU

After dramatically passing out, Anakin is carried back to the ship by Obi-Wan and the clone troopers. There, they try and figure out what's causing him to breath so erratically as well as what's causing his eyes to bleed.

While the medics fuss about, Obi-Wan can't help but sit there in stunned shock, replaying the day's events in his mind over and over again. He knew Anakin had been behaving rather odd lately, acting almost like an entirely different person in some occasions, but he had simply assumed it was the result of the increasing stress of the war.

The battles had taken a rather brutal turn as of late and even Obi-Wan was starting to feel strained, so Anakin acting off kilter was understandable, but falling to the Darkside? Obi-Wan couldn't believe it. Even though he felt that oppressive darkness strangle him, even though he saw volcanic gold eyes looking back instead of blue, he still felt Anakin.

Most of all, all Obi-Wan could feel was his pain.

Especially right now. It wasn't even the physical pain that was troubling Obi-Wan, it was mental one. Anakin had tried to block their bond earlier, but the barrier he had put up was now crumbling, allowing Obi-Wan to peek through and see what was causing Anakin so much mental anguish.

What he did not expect was to suddenly pass out as his mental consciousness was ripped out him and shoved straight into Anakin's vision/dream.

It takes Obi-Wan a minute to adjust, he's stunned by how clear and vivid this vision is playing out around him. He's on some sort of Starship deck, one that he's never seen before, and standing right next to him is a tall masked figure dressed in black. The only sound that can be heard from them is the haunting echo of a strained respirator

It's Anakin. Obi-Wan has no idea how he knows this, he just does. He tries to say something but no matter how hard he yells, he can't make a sound. Anakin doesn't seem to be able to see him either and anytime he tries to touch something, he just phases right though it, like a ghost.

So he does the only thing he can do, watch and try and figure out what is going on. What plays out it is a typical day for Darth Vader, force choking position hungry admiral, interrogating rebel spies, and lastly, receiving a call from Sideous, the Lord of the Empire.

Obi-Wan cannot see the shadowed Sith Lord, but he can still feel the darkness pressing down on him like a physical weight. Even as Anakin answers his master faithfully, he sounds so hollow, barely able to hide the anger and resentment he clearly feels towards his teacher.

Then as Vader goes to meditate, both Obi-Wan and Anakin wake up at the same time.

Both of them are gasping for breath as they are violently brought back into reality. Obi-Wan cannot take his eyes off Anakin, who's gold eyes are rimmed with angry tears. "You saw it all, didn't you?" Anakin hisses out. "I couldn't see you, but I could feel you. You were there."

Obi-Wan nods and takes big breath before he gently grabs Anakin's arms and gives him a pleading look. "Anakin please, please tell me what going on."

Tired and knowing the gig is up, Anakin spills his guts. He tells Obi-Wan about his dreams, about the monster called Darth Vader that lurks just underneath his skin, that he was destined to become the boogeyman they all feared.

"I think...that you should kill me." Anakin feels utterly defeated when he says this to Obi-Wan at the end of his explanation. He can't see a way out of this, he's doomed. What he does not expect to feel is the hot surge of anger that explodes out of Obi-Wan when he says this aloud.

"Don't you EVER ask me to do that! I will do anything for you Anakin Skywalker, but not that! Never that!" Obi-Wan vehemently declares, much to Anakin's shock and wonderment.

After a small talk the two agree to keep this between them and not tell anyone, not even the Council. Anakin also gives Obi-Wan permission to view his dreams with him from now on, in hopes the other may uncover a clue on how to stop all of this.

For the first time in months, Anakin feels a faint spark of hope.

[poriomaniac]

De-aged! Bruce word vomit

Bruce getting hit with a spell and turning 9-10. The batkids taking care of Kid Bruce before they start noticing he doesn’t act like they thought he would. He seems much more haunted and is weirdly confused when they try to comfort him after a nightmare the first time.

The kids being confused that Kid Bruce goes around hugging everyone much more freely but also hangs onto every shred of affection like it’ll be ripped away. Him acting like this with Alfred cause Alfred has always insisted on keeping a strict professional boundary between them when he was a child. Kid Bruce’s memories of the employer-employee relationship that he had to adjust around conflicting with living proof that Alfred has always been capable of being softer, familial. Kid Bruce trying to figure out what caused this so he could get some of the soft love he’d lost after seeing it seep out into the alley that night back.

His behaviour with affection being slightly different with his kids because according to the notes he’d found, it seems like their affection has always been contingent on something ever since they grew up. Kid Bruce not knowing them and now doubting if he even wants to know the people that he has earn love from. But Kid Bruce finding their hugs and soft words so comforting that he wonders what monstrous thing he must have done to have this love given so freely now have rules in the future. Kid Bruce slowly realizing these rules are just for him and him only when he sees Dick ruffle Tim’s hair after an argument.

Kid Bruce dreading having to grow up and constantly perform in the one space he thought he’d eventually to be loved in like he once was. Kid Bruce mourning his parents tenfold because it wasn’t fair that he couldn’t just be and still be able to feel tenderness ever again.

The kids not knowing how to deal with this version of their father that sometimes gets this devastatingly melancholic look in his eyes that no kid should have, that Bruce tried to make sure they didn’t have as best he could. The kids eventually deciding to smother Kid Bruce with as many hugs as they can. The kids promising themselves that they were going to try to change the way they used their affection.

Yet nothing really changes. Without even realizing it the batkids have separated Kid Bruce and their Bruce into two different people after just a couple months of sticking to their promise and they’ve fallen back into old habits.

Them only realizing this when they find Bruce holding a picture taken of him hugging one of his kids tightly to his chest two days after an argument, curled up.

( this is an amalgamation of so many posts that have blurred together in my mind so if anyone recognizes their idea and wants to be credited pls just lmk! )

[cinemascientist]

Hokum feels like it was made for me. Great atmosphere. Interesting characters - even unlikeable! Adam Scott is great as a complete fucking prick. Not a douchebag with a heart of gold. He is a mean asshole. A well-written and acted asshole. Characters don't need to be perfect to be interesting.

The hotel itself reminded me of a few I've stayed in in Ireland funny enough so maybe that's why I fully bought into the creepiness of the hotel. I went in praying whatever was going on would not be revealed to be some Satanic cult, especially since I was hoping it would lean on Irish folklore which is scary as shit sometimes. Not a cult!!! (Can we cool it with the "it was a cult/ritual" trope for a bit?)

Good jump scares, good creepy scares too. The kind that don't draw attention. One of the best involved both. And one especially disturbing bunny. "You're scared? You should be. You fucking should be" that and a few other visuals actually gave me chills. Good chunks of the movie every muscle in my body was *clenched*.

I can't wait to see what other people (especially those who don't have an interest in Irish mythology and folklore) think of it. I know I am predisposed, I wonder if someone who wasn't would be as into it.

[closedcurtains6]

Flambert word vomit. Bi Robert

Robert doesn't care if people know he's Bi, but he also doesn't care to tell anyone. It's just not really big deal to him.

Until one night, when he and the team are at the bar. Robert gets hit on by a guy while waiting to grab shots for the team.

Robert flirts back hard and ends up with the guys number.

He returns to the table with the shots and the team starts ribbing him about getting the guys number.

Flambae specifically says something like "you're not even into guys. Leave the gay men for the rest of us"

(I'ma say this happened at Crypto and that the guy was another super which is why Flambae is jealous maybe? Or maybe it's because Robert actually took the guys number)

Then Robert drops the bomb casually that he actually swings both ways, which nearly makes Flambae do a spit take.

Flambae: Visi told us you were straight!

Visi: Yeah! What the hell man you told me you were straight!

Robert: honestly I just didn't want to give you any more ammo to try and peg me.

Robert shrugs and Visi doesn't even bother trying to argue because, yeah, she's been talking about pegging him even though he still won't give her a chance.

Flambae has a bit of internal gay panic and leaves the table for a bit as casually as he can in this situation.

After that incident the team is relentless, teasing Robert and Flambae to get together.

But it just makes Flambae more defensive because YES he wants Robert. But he doesn't want to get with him just because they both happen to like dudes and are on the same team! And that's pretty much what the team is annoyingly implying!

(they're teasing Robert in a mix between trying to get him to take the hint that Flambae likes him and because they like bothering him. They're teasing Flambae because they already know he's had a thing for Robert for a while. They don't actually think they should get together because they're both dudes who like dudes, they're just being assholes like usual)

Eventually the team backs off. Moved on to the next target per usual once the initial novelty of their current ribbing has worn off.

(they moved on because they knew Flambae wasn't going to do shit and just get more defensive if they didn't stop teasing him. And they're sick of his bitch ass not making his move)

Then comes the dance of Flambae trying to flirt with Robert, and failing. (Maybe he thinks Flambae is just trying to play him at first since Flambae has had hook ups in the past idk)

Robert eventually catches on to Flambaes feelings but let's him suffer through his failed flirting attempts a bit longer because he finds it funny, then eventually during one of Flambaes attempts he just cuts Flambae off and asks him out to dinner.

They start dating. They keep it secret.

The team figured it out but they mind their business because of course bets have been put in place, and they can't interfere too much or else they'll be at risk of losing.

Bets on if they're official or not.

Bets on if they'll get caught or they'll tell the team. And bets on when this all may happen

(I had the thought of Sonar catching them making out in the closet, but for the sake of winning his own bet he pretends that they aren't there, grabs something and leaves.)

That's all. That's it. It's probably already been done before.

Unrelated I've been busy lately so I only have half a chapter of the soulmate and the five time fic :') hopefully I can finish and post them soon

[erimyya]

Thinking about Phainon who’s in love with a transmigrator but you have hidden motive.

The hidden motive is literally trying to return back to your original world.

To double the suffering, in your original world you’re just a normal civilian who get dragged into a novel with apocalypse setting and tower system that force you to defeat the tower. You’re granted with the ability of regression everytime you die but then the system said it’s still not enough and send you to Amphoreus instead of your original world.

Then as if to screw you over again, the system want you start a romance story with a certain deliverer.

Unfortunately, you have zero idea—let alone experience— about that and failed in every regression. Did you die? Yes, you kill yourself because you can’t bear looking at yourself doing all the cringe romantic gesture in the books. Then start again the next regression and try a different approach.

Finally you win his heart after millions of retry (regression). Then the system let you go back to your original world and you poof out of Phainon’s life.

The thing is, your regression and the reoccurrence cycle match one another. Therefore, Phainon, the Flame Reaver knew you and remembered your romantic attempts on him.

Imagine his surprise when in one particular cycle. He find Phainon just heartbroken because you leave him without any explanation. He was confused at first until he absorb this heartbroken Phainon’s memories and understand what’s going on.

He try to think positively and try again next cycle. Only for you to not exist in any of those next cycles.

Plus points if in each cycle he saw you killing yourself just because he reject you.