request; Chubby Eli x reader (mayyyyybe NSFW?) You can’t tell me that Eli isn’t chubby. HE HAS PUDGE AND IT’S CUTE
warnings! suggestive???, reader uses gender neutral pronouns, reader has gender neutral parts, mention of male body parts, Eli is chubby, masturbation, thigh squeezing????, Eli is a little insecure, non-consensual touching.
What is underneath Eli Clarks clothes?
This sounds like a creepy question, but really... what’s underneath? All he wears is loose baggy cloth draped over himself, and the only part of his body you can see is the tip of his nose and his mouth; so it really did give everyone tons of room for imagination.
Everyone’s sitting around the dining table, together for dinner. You pick up your silver spoon pouring your soup back into itself, mixing it around, avoiding putting it in your mouth.
You look across the table to see Eli Clark. He’s sitting there silently and his owl is perched on his shoulder, choking down a mouse. You look down at the white ceramic bowl in front of him, it seems he’s already finished his meal.
“Hey Eli, ya still hungry? Want the rest of my soup?” Demi asks him. Eli turns his head in her direction and barely let’s out a noise before Demi pinches his chubby cheek and slides her bowl in front of him.
His face turns hot red as he rubs the tender part that Demi squeezed between her painted nails.
About an hour later you go looking for Eli. You knock on his rooms’ spruce wood door, awaiting a response. Silence... you knock again. Still no sign of him, you gently rattle the doorknob. The brass knob twists and you perk up in surprise.
You peek into the room, to see his owl sitting on his bed, waiting patiently. You hear the noise of water gently hitting bathroom tile. You turn your head towards the washroom door and see that the light is on.
You stare at his owl, it stares back.
You slowly step towards the door, laying your hand on the brass knob, listening to the pitter patter of water falling from his shower head. You press your ear against the door. You hear something else...
It sounds like... moaning...
You hear soft moans coming from the washroom, along with the gentle wet sound of something slapping something else. You quietly crack open the door, praying the hinges don’t squeak.
The moans get progressively louder as you enter the washroom. His navy coloured clothes are tossed in a hamper. You hear sharp exhale come from behind the shower curtains, followed by a sigh of relief.
The water stops and you freeze in your tracks. You’re going to get caught red-handed for peeping at Eli while he showers...
The rings holding the curtain quickly drag across the iron rod, your heart jumps Eli let’s out a yelp when he sees you. He jumps back and slips under his feet. You leap forward and catch Eli in your arms, and he wraps his chubby arms around your neck.
You stare at his deep blue, panicked eyes as his wet and naked body presses against yours. You feel as he starts to heat up, his face becomes flush and his muscles become more tense.
“Y-y-y/n!” he says in a timid voice. He averts his eyes, looking for a towel to cover himself up. He attempts to shield his crotch and tummy with his arms, slowly trying to back away from you. You’re in a daze, staring at him while fumbles around for coverage.
Now’s not the time to think about how cute he looks! You snap back into reality and rush out the washroom door to find him a towel. You find one laying on a chair near his bed and rush back in to the washroom and throw it around him. He hugs the towel around him tightly.
He looks at you in hopes you didn’t notice, but you very obviously saw everything.
“D-don’t tell anyone... p-please?” He looks up at you with hopeful, insecure eyes. His face is covered in shame and embarrassment.
“Sure, but under one condition...” you look down at him with a sly grin creeping up on your face. His expression turns from hopeful to scared, dreading what your request might be.
“Lemme squish your thighs!” Your fingers curl in and out, making a squeezing motion.
His eyes widen in shock.
“Th-that’s it?” He stutters out.
You nod your head in response. His eyes dart from side to side, and he slowly reveals his pillows from underneath the towel. He clenches the towel between his hand, his thighs pressed tightly together, looking away, face flushed. You lean down and poke his thigh. You then smack your whole palm on it and start to play with the chub on his legs.
The skin is soft, a little cool and damp from the shower. You poke around, playing with it like a child with pizza dough. You laugh giddily as you poke around the sides and squeeze it between your fingers.
“O-okay, that’s enough...” Eli shoos you away with his hands.
You unclamp your fingers from his thighs and stand back up.
Eli looks up at you with an awkward smile.
You smile back, and strut back out the bathroom door.
“Hehe, cute.” you say under your breath as you walk out.
[Identity V] Antonio x Ultimate Violinist/ Emma x Ultimate Gardener (head cannons)
Warnings; kinda angsty? Fluff, Gn!reader, Gn pronouns, unedited
Note; me and mod Toby both worked hard on this, I hope you enjoy it :D thank you for requesting <3
- mod chia
Antonio
◊ Antonio first viewed you as competition, as a threat.
◊ Before the two of you had gotten together, he treated you poorly. He would always brush off your friendly greetings and small talks, scoffing as you introduced yourself.
◊ In all honesty, he had envied you quite a bit. But why should he? He sold his soul for music, he was devoted to music, so why should he feel this way?
◊ One day, you were practicing with your violin in one of the rooms in the manor, unknowing of the tall male watching you closely. He had wanted to practice in the same room as you, but it was occupied so he turned to leave but; for some reason, your music had captivated him. He didn’t want to leave.
◊ As he watched you concentrate on the piece of beautiful music you played, he could feel something strange in his stomach. He felt his pride in his music wash away, and instead, a feeling of animosity replace it.
◊ When you noticed him, you quickly but carefully put down your violin, scaring him as you started bouncing towards him. “W-were you listening to me? Oh wow, uh- I love y-your work impossibly so, Mr. Paganini, you’re the reason I-” Before he could think to stop himself he interrupted you, “Call me Antonio.” He said, eyes widening at his own voice. He could feel his heart pound in his chest from how close you were. “Okay Tony,” You beamed, “I said Antonio, not-”
◊ You ignored his correction, “how about we duet together? I’ve seen you play, and I’d be honoured if you’d duet with me.” He felt all traces of envy go away, feeling flattered as you put him on a pedestal. ‘I see, so they’re obsessed with me.’ He felt no reason to be threatened by you no more, so he smiled a toothy grin, nodding and picking up his violin.
◊ You two would go to each other’s concerts, always handing flowers and compliments to the one playing as they leave the stage.
◊ You two would listen and comment on classical music together, sharing opinions and drinks.
◊ You two are kind of like, the ‘classy’ couple, always doing shit that nobles would do in public. Though he does it often, you never get used to it; you’re always flushed from such a small gesture.
◊ He would kiss your hand in public, open the door for you. You know, making you flustered and crap. He loves the fact that he can make you, the ultimate violinist become a puddle of goop from a small kiss.
◊ When you hold his hands, they’re pretty calloused from the constant violin playing but who are you to complain? You have just as many. And he makes sure to kiss each one of them.
◊ You often massage Antonio after a stressful but amazing performance, his shoulders always concerningly tight. You don’t do it because he asks, however, you do it because you’re concerned for him; which he doesn’t quite get yet, but he definitely isn’t complaining.
Emma
◊ Emma was ecstatic when you first told her your Ultimate. You had to explain what ultimates were first, but once she understood, her eyes were literally glowing.
◊ She loved gardening, she loved you, put them together?
◊ You have a lovesick Emma!
◊ She believes you two are perfect together, perfect for her.
◊ She’s happy she’s able to geek out about flowers with you instead of making small talk about them with uninterested survivors. Eventually, you’re the only one she wants to talk to as you’re the only one she is interested in.
◊ To express her love for you and your garden, she’d buy you bulbs, seeds, and plant food instead of what people would usually expect. Bouquets; which you both agreed weren’t as great as the flowers in the dirt.
◊ You often grow vegetables, spices, and fruits you both could use for cooking, which is fun but not as fun as the growing process of the plants, as Emma said.
◊ Emma loves cooking with you, but she often gets distracted and starts trying to get into your pants instead lmao
◊ She claims you’re too perfect not to kiss.
◊ ”Now, I think we chop up the- ...Emma.” You said in a warning tone as her face got closer and closer to yours, halting as her lips were only inches from yours. “The broccoli is going to burn.” You sighed, looking into her puppy dog eyes. “But it’s such a perfect moment.” She whispered, eyes not leaving your lips. “You say that all the time,” You huffed, “But fine.” You quickly pecked her, pulling away to go back to the pan. But before you could escape from her lips, she hastily cupped your face with her hands and pulled you back in for more.
◊ “I smell something burning- dUDE STOP HUMPING EACH OTHER, YOU LITERALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!”
◊ She loves slow cooking food because she believes it tastes better and because she has the patience for it so, why not?
◊ I head-canon that Emma smells like dirt and wet moss, but like, the good kind? Like the moist cold smell of her garden.
◊ During matches, you’d hug her from behind just to sniff her earthy scent. She loves it, do it more.
◊ She does the same, but not only in matches, everywhere. If she feels the need to kiss you, she will do it. She loves you a lot, and she loves getting dirt on you from her clothes.
◊ I head-canon she’s pretty affectionate, she loves you, so why shouldn’t she show it? She holds your hand while you decode together, always stopping by you discreetly while she kites to check how you’re doing. It takes all her self-control to not jump on you and start cuddling you, she has to kite :(
◊ You give her a reason for her to smile. A real smile, not the meaningless ones she wears to fool others, a genuine smile she wears because she’s happy to be with someone as perfect as you.
Request; Can you please write how the survivors from IDV would react to their Danganronpa skins (with the skins being separate entities)?
Warnings; cussing, mentions of vomit
Note; IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD THIS WAS LOST IN THE SWAMP OF REQUESTS AND HOMEWORK AND WE JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT IM SO SORRY DJFIDBFJJEJFNFJRORKRNFJD I’m really really sorry that we almost forgot about this request ;-; this makes me scared- did we forget anyone else’s request? Please let us know! Also sorry if it seems a bit rushed or if there are some slip ups, It’s 5am rn and I was sleep deprived when I wrote this qwq
Lucky Guy/Makoto Naegi
◊ Awkward silence.
◊ They’d try to make conversation at first, but they’d both fail as they stumbled over their words.
◊ “Hey so uh, y-your jacket is nice.” Lucky Guy shifted uncomfortably, shyly gesturing to Makoto’s clothing.
◊ “T-thanks! Your glasses look nice too!” Makoto replied, awkwardly stuffing his hands in his pockets.
◊ When Lucky Guy first heard that he would get a Danganronpa skin, he was incredibly excited(as were all the players).
◊ He’s a pretty insecure guy, he knows he’s boring.
◊ So when he found out an awesome character like Makoto would be a new skin for him, he was ecstatic.
◊ He was especially excited when he learned Makoto was the Ultimate Lucky student, glad that he had at least 1 similarity to this dude.
◊ He thought Makoto was cool and seemed pretty confident, unlike himself.
◊ ^^He was a bit confused as to why Lucky Guy was chosen for Makoto’s skin, he wasn’t anything like him? haha yeah, right
◊ He had so many things to say, but he couldn’t find the courage to, so instead, he just sat there awkwardly.
◊ Eventually, the two bonded, though mostly over the fact that Lucky Guy had a maid dress skin and they needed to talk about it despite many refusals from Lucky Guy.
◊ “Y-you have a maid dress skin?”
◊ “I guess fans enjoy how I look in it, so the company made it.”
◊ *flashbacks to Makoto in a maid dress* “.... Yeah, I feel you.”
◊ Overall, the two of them get along alright, the only problem being; They are both awkward as hell and cannot converse naturally for the life of them.
Coordinator/Kyoko Kirgiri
◊ They get along pretty well, as a result of their similar personalities.
◊ Kyoko would mostly bombard Martha with questions when she first meets her, doing detective work on her and the entire manor.
◊ “Who is the owner of this Manor?” “Uh I think-” “Occupation?” “Well, I was a c-” “Why did you take the offer the Manor gave you?” “Becau- Wait why do you know that? I didn’t eve-” “Interesting.”
◊ Martha tries make conversation with Kyoko after key word ‘tries’, but Kyoko sees no need to converse after she got all the info she needed out of her.
◊ Kyoko now knows more about the manor than Martha does lmao
◊ During matches, Martha would try and show her the basics as to help Kyoko understand the game better.
◊ But as a hunter spots them, Kyoko somehow kites them better than all the kiters in the game??
◊ Kyoko can calculate the hunter’s attack pattern by just taking one look at them, predicting their next moves.
◊ Martha would just watch with wide eyes, lowkey pissed that Kyoko–who had just started playing the game–kited waaaay better than Martha who had been playing the game for too long.
◊ If Kyoko ever told Martha to do something, she will do it.
◊ Martha has learned that you should always trust Kyoko and what she says, if you ever do otherwise, you have a higher chance of losing the match.
◊ If Kyoko says something, she said it for a reason.
◊ For example, if she said “Don’t rescue me!” It meant, don’t fucking rescue her.
◊ Even though Kyoko is a great player, she does sometimes waste time to decode by investigating the maps.
◊ She prioritizes her investigation rather than the game.
◊ This basically meant, if you were chaired and she found evidence on the floor or writings on the wall, she would ditch you for the evidence.
Barmaid/Junko Enoshima
◊ Junko: I wish to fill the world with despair!
◊ Barmaid after vomiting out the window: *belch* nice.
◊ Since Junko can’t drink alcohol, Demi makes virgins for her to drink instead.
◊ Junko would be downright chaotic during matches, she’d get the survivors to half health from literally just talking to them.
◊ Junko would be better as a hunter than a survivor.
◊ She’s the queen of terror shock.
◊ Someone would be decoding, and she would just attack them or say something that’ll get them to shit their pants.
◊ The hunters were perplexed, they hadn’t even found a survivor yet, and they’re already downed??
◊ Needless to say, hunters are terrified of Junko.
◊ Demi would just let Junko do whatever she wanted, she was too drunk to care anyway.
◊ If Junko did something chaotic, it’s most likely for Demi to be cheering her on.
◊ She doesn’t even know what Junko did, she’ll drink to it!
◊ “FUCKING DESPAIR!!” “HELL YEAH!!” *smashes bottle on the ground*
◊ Junko only kites well because she relishes the feeling of stress and despair she gets from the chase and the hits.
◊ She basically just throws matches a bunch because she enjoys the feeling of failure.
◊ Demi couldn’t care less tbh, as long as she gets her booze, you can do whatever you want.
◊ Demi would try and show Junko the ropes of the game, but unfortunately, all her tips and tricks are bull shit because she was explaining drunk.
◊ Fortunately, however, Junko wasn’t even listening in the first place so no harm done.
Mechanic/Chiaki Nanami
◊ When Chiaki first met Tracy, she obsessed over her.
◊ She knew about Idv, breaking the 4th wall here but that meant she knew it was a game.
◊ She also knew about Mechanic, a game character.
◊ Chiaki would most likely make Tracy a tad shy and uncomfortable since Chiaki would constantly poke and pry at all of Tracy’s tools.
◊ “Wait don’t-” *crash* “... Do that.” “Oh oops.”
◊ She’d be super interested in Tracy’s doll and how it worked, wanting to learn about the doll so she could do good during a match.
◊ And it makes Tracy extremely happy because no one had shown such great interest in her machines before.
◊ Even the other decoders wouldn’t obsess over it that much.
◊ Though Tracy would have to keep an eye on her whilst she observed the doll, as to not accidentally break something again.
◊ Tracy sometimes finds Chiaki sleeping in random places on the match.
◊ She would find her sleeping in incredibly strategic places so that the hunter wouldn’t find her.
◊ The hunter would come nearby her sleeping body pretty often in hopes to find her, but instead, they would just get rid of her crows.
◊ Other than the fact that she sleeps during matches, she’s actually pretty good at the game!
◊ She has played a ton of video games similar to Idv(such as Dead by Daylight etc.) so she knows the basics and more.
◊ It’s a hit or miss with her during matches.
◊ She either sleeps during the entire match, leaving a worried Tracy to find her after everyone had left.
◊ Or she carries the entire team.
◊ Chiaki and Tracy share a mutual fear for the Monomi doll.
◊ The only reason Chiaki got the accessory is that she thought it’d look cute, when really, it had the opposite effect.
◊ She hesitates to spawn her bot as to not look at that goddamn rabbit head with limbs again.
Mercenary/Nagito Komaeda
◊ Naib: *locks him in a chokehold* WHO ARE YOU AND WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
◊ Nagito: Woah! I’ve never been held in a chokehold before by someone so strong and *gasp* full of h o p e.
“If only Hajime would grasp my neck like this...”
◊ Naib:
◊ Nagito: Yes, toss me to the ground like the scum I am- OW!
◊ Naib would catch Nagito setting parts of the maps on fire too often, and he would be the one who had to put them out.
◊ He’d be kiting the hunter, and then see smoke in the distance.
◊ Then he’d just leave the hunter to put it out. (hunter: ???)
◊ Naib is responsable for anything Nagito does because it’s his skin, which basically meant he had to babysit the fucker constantly.
◊ If he heard psychotic laughing in the distance, he would just sigh and leave to go do his job.
◊ Naib would get sick of all those times Nagito got terror-shocked at the chair, so he’d have to train him himself.
◊ Though he’s a pain to train.
◊ Every time he made a mistake, he’d daze and start saying self-deprecating things, completely forgetting that he was in the middle of a match.
◊ He’d make the hunter feel guilty every time he got hit or knocked down.
◊ “Though you could kite, huh?” “Trash like me could never kite, I’m even more trash for thinking so.” “W-wait st-” “A hunter like you must feel terrible that you had to touch trash like me.”
◊ The only reason he runs from the hunter is that he doesn’t want to spoil their hands by touching a degenerate like him.
◊ So when he does get hit, he stops and apologizes for them having to touch him, leaving the hunter utterly confused.
◊ Ultimately, he sucks at rescuing and just playing the game in general.
◊ But since the hunters pity him, he’s been getting a dungeon escape streak.
◊ Naib is liVID-
◊ He has to rescue and work hard while Nagito is out here getting spun on balloons.
◊ Overall, Naib does not like the dude, thinks he’s just a nuisance.
Prospector/Hajime Hinata
◊ Norton sometimes catches Junko harassing Hajime when he’s in his Izuru form.
◊ He feels bad for the kid tbh
◊ I headcanon that out of all of them, these two would get along the most.
◊ The two are pretty chill together, they get along by talking shit about the other survivors.
◊ “That little shit Kreacher! The nerve he had to eat my goddamn donuts.” Hajime would always be there to back him up, “HE DID WHAT-”
◊ “-and the last cipher was primed, but the fucker didn’t even have borrowed time!” Norton gasped, “No. Are you serious? You know what, let’s go beat him up.” “Norton no-”
◊ The two would have some sort of secret eyebrow language they use when they want to silently judge someone but as bros.
◊ Every time someone would fuck up in front of them, they would look at each other at the same time–most likely thinking the same thing–and move their eyebrows weirdly.
◊ They both sigh a lot as a result of the constant disappointment they feel from the stupidity of the other teammates.
◊ Someone rescued when hunter had detention? *sigh*
◊ Nagito lit the church on fire again? *sigh*
◊ They swear they can hear each other sigh from the other side of the map.
◊ If you ever did wrong by them, they will both take revenge in the worst ways.
◊ They will mean-girl-style bully you.
◊ They will fucking cat-walk up to you, and insult all your insecurities, then sashay away.
◊ The two are mostly polite and ‘professional’ around ether survivors, but when they’re alone or at the exit gate, it’s like they become different people.
◊ They both do that weird dance emote that makes them look like they’re possessed when they arrive at the gate and start screaming to attract the hunter.
Doctor/Mikan Tsumiki
◊ Mikan would probably take account of the fact that Emily was a doctor, pestering about what her favourite bandages and needles to use.
◊ Emily wouldn’t have a specific answer, just whatever was available at her clinic.
◊ Mikan would probably assume Emily’s blank answer was because she didn’t want to talk to Mikan, therefore apologizing profusely.
◊ “I-I’m sorry! I should’ve asked you if I could talk! I’m sorry, I’ll t-take off my clothes-” “NO, I mean- No, you don’t have to do that(please don’t do that).”
◊ Mikan is pretty shaky during matches, so Emily is there to help calm her down a bit.
◊ Once Mikan notices that Emily acts nicer to Mikan, she’ll start to cling to her.
◊ During matches, Mikan would follow Emily everywhere, kind of like a lost puppy.
◊ Emily would be reminded of when she used to be passionate about her job too before everything had happened.
◊ I think that Emily would try to hang out with Mikan more, hoping to get influenced by her and to be passionate about her job again.
◊ Though she isn’t very passionate about her job, she does enjoy helping the other survivors heal.
◊ And Mikan does too! If they were ever in a team together, it’d be great.
◊ Healing speed? Incredibly fast!
◊ Emily would protect Mikan from the other survivors and hunters, always shielding her from either their hits or their comments.
◊ She takes unnecessary hits for Mikan, and Mikan always tells her to s t o p
◊ But she doesn’t lmfao
Bonus headcanon because I didn’t read the request properly :D
Guard 26/Monokuma
◊ I headcanon that they fucking despise each other.
◊ like, they just hate each other for no reason.
◊ Even though they can relate to each other on many many levels(1 of them being, they both enjoy terrorizing survivors), they still hate each other the most.
◊ This is how they first met:
◊ BonBon: *friendly robot noises*
◊ Monokuma: Die.
◊ BonBon: *angry robot noises*
◊ Monokuma doesn’t know much about how to play, he just wACKS whoever he sees.
◊ And BonBon isn’t even going to try teaching the fucker.
◊ Monokuma just blindly attacks any survivor at all, letting himself get kited terribly, he doesn’t give 2 shits, he just wants to BONK
◊ Something amusing to watch would be them attacking each other with their robot weapons.
◊ BonBon would leave bombs everywhere Monokuma went, activating them when he was close in range.
◊ Monokuma has no power in the manor. He doesn’t have any secret ginormous guns hiding in the manor, so he can’t do much.
◊ He definitely threatens BonBon a lot though, holding deathly promises he obviously can’t keep.
◊ BonBon is lowkey offended that he had to get Monokuma as his skin, a murderous robot.
◊ Yes, BonBon was a murderous robot too, but you don’t see them smacking the shit out of a fish!
◊ Monokuma: Don’t you just love that moment of despair on their faces when they realize they have no chance of escaping and the only way to freedom is to die?
your roommate hcs are so cute, can i request for naib, demi, tracy, andrew, kurt, patricia, and victor?
:0 holy crap yes! I’m so glad you enjoyed the roommate hcs!! Me and the other mods hope you enjoy these! Thank you for requesting :))
(i added melly because why not? lmao hope you don’t mind.)
Part 1!
Naib Subedar
This man deadass didn’t know you were living with him
Even when people told him about it, he wasn’t rlly paying attention and didn’t rlly care
Your stuff in his room? He thought it was his or someone just broke into his room and left it there
When he saw you on the toilet however, he just freaked out.
“Why the hell are you shitting in my room!?” “Your room? I’ve been living here for 2 months!”
Once he found out you lived with him, he made sure you knew what was his and what was yours
also, since he’s very protective of his things-- you being one of them-- he would totally get jealous if he caught you tallking to someone that wasn’t him.
he would probably give you the silent treatment and act like a pissy baby
He hates it when you touch his stuff
especially his photos, the photos were special to him because they were of him and his army friends.
You’d sometimes catch him looking at the photos with a longing in his eyes, it was highkey sad.
having you live with him meant lots and lots of training
he made sure you were always prepared for matches and that you don’t get downed early
when you got downed early however, He would scold you but he would still rescue you anyways because he’s soft
“You’re such an idiot, you’d better do better next time! Or else I’ll kick your ass.”
one time he got cocky while kiting because you were watching him
he forgot to turn on his elbow pads and face palmed into the wall.
“...You saw nothing.” He turned around, a bit woozy from hitting his head on a wall. He flipped the hunter off before stumbling wooshing away
When you first get to know naib, he’d probably come off as intimidating and menacing
but once you get to know him--the real him--, you start to understand that even though he may be tough on you, its because he wants you to be the best
he has good intentions
During matches he’d let you handle yourself and made sure you didn’t rely on him too much
One time you needed to shower but you ran out of your shampoo so you used his.
When he questioned you, you simply responded “What? You don’t need it anyways, you’re bald!”
He didn’t rescue you the next round.
should’ve seen that coming
though he forgives you when you braid his luscious long existent hair for him
Kurt Frank
The amount of times you almost stepped on this man is astronomical.
he would constantly be in his tiny form because he would lose a lot of his things
his tiny form helped him find his things easily
Though when you first moved in with him, you had no idea what his ability was
so when you first saw a tiny version of your roommate you thought he was just a weird doll
until you heard him say a tiny, “Hey can you move your ginORMOUS foot? You’re stepping on my book.”
You fucking screeched and took off your shoe to try and kill him
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
After he explained to you about his ability you calmed down a bit and spared this tiny man but only this time!
Frank loves books, he probably filled your shared rooms with stacks on stacks of books
You’d often see him tiny, waving at you while you’re decoding
Once you overhead Kurt arguing with First Officer over who was the rightful owner of some sort of treasure map
They fought for days,
kurt would constantly complain about it to you
turns out it was just a game on the back of a Cereal box.
sorry this is short like kurt
Tracy Reznik
Would be a little awkward at first, but the awkwardness slowly fades away when you both make bad jokes
she gives me childhood best friend vibes
Has her doll sitting in the corner of your shared room room, it’s lifeless eyes scare the living shit out of you in the dark you try not to make eye contact, afraid it’ll curse you or smth
if she was mad at you she would move the bot in a way that looked like it was flipping you off you off in your direction before you went to bed.
Always making little robot things that are super fun to play with
Loves sharing her things. Has no problem with it
you wanna wear her clothes? sure
you want to wear her underwear? evEN BETTER-
Pulling all nighters, trying to get her machines to work like how she wanted it to work.
Would live off of kraft Mac n cheese and junk food in the modern day
Pretty hyper, chugs pink monster energy drinks while pulling all nighters, also, in the modern day
would probably be a bruh girl
Her room is a mess, covered with blueprints and scrap metal
her room is practically a safety hazard
Sometimes she dresses her doll up a bit, putting wigs or her old clothes on it (which scares you half to death)
Once she made her doll dress up like her
and you almost went up to it to ask what it wanted for dinner.
Has a photo of her and her dad
You never wanted to bring it up, worried it might make her upset :(
Sometimes she’d feel really guilty about being downed in the first 30 seconds
please comfort her, she feels super bad
She always relies on you to rescue her
She gets really happy and thankful when you body block for her but she still gets a bit concerned when you do it randomly
“i wasn’t even kiting-” “Protecc the mecc.”
Demi Bourbon
Always out at the bar
Smells like alcohol constantly
tipsy 24/7
she’s never 100% sober
You have to hold her hair out of her face when she comes back to your shared room to hurl
Likes bringing back hard vodka or weird flavoured alcohols back for you guys to get wasted try together
Room is bit cluttered, but she doesn’t have much in her room since she’s always out in bars or matches
Usually latches onto you like a parasite when she’s drunk.
it gets a bit awkward when her face is a bit close to yours,
“Are we about to kiss right now-? BLeurghgrhgherrgh.”“...*audible sigh*”
You’d go to her expecting her to heal you like a normal person but no
instead she shoves dovlin down your throat
She likes to do your makeup, and always adds a matching beauty mark
unless you don’t wear makeup, then she’d ask you to do hers
always loves how she looks afterwards
more than sometimes demi would get into bar fights,
so you know she’s about to throw hands when she starts takes off her earrings-
10/10 would fight for you <3
She’s gives me cool wine aunt vibes
Probably a lesbian too (check out our Demi smut fic ;))
Or bi, idk
Just straightn’t
She’s really good at hyping you up, especially when you’re taking shots
“CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG-”
Andrew Kreiss
Would be very shy at first, opens up a little when you get to know him
Totally a night owl, can’t sleep at night from all the guilt and “what if’”s
if you see this baby awake at night, hug him, he really needs it
You’ve never seen the other side of his face
How does he see with hair in his eyes?
He’s albino, which is super dope
Sometime you fear he’s thinking about burying you
You always see him thwacking Luca with his shovel
Barely talks
Room is moderate
He doesn’t want you to find out too much about him
He may seem bland, but he loves sweet food
You’d bake him cookies and other sweets
He’d act as if he’s not embarrassed and brush it off
“Are you blushing?”“No, I-I’m sunburnt.” “On your face?” “....I stare into the hot red sun sometimes because it eases me.”
to keep his lie going, every time he catches you staring at him he would fry his eye balls by staring into the sun until you left
partially the reason why he can’t see well
When he’s not looking, you stare at him while he’s eating the stuff you made because he looks so happy :’)
One time you found him down in the dumps so you made him a cup of coffee, and when you handed it to him you said-
“Depresso espresso?”
*sniff* ”..are you oka-” “IM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE”
he actually cried
it was such a nice gesture(?), that he started ugly crying
You’d ask him if he wanted hugs during matches when you see him get stressed
He’d be flushed and kinda confused
hug... him? why tho lmao
he’d definitely agree tho, to be fair, with some hesitation
if y’all ever cuddled in bed, i feel like he’d be a little spoon
poor boy needs the comfort, he wouldn’t mind if you wanted to be little spoon tho
he just wants to be close to you
Victor Grantz
You love playing with his dog, Wick
Super nice and polite, but a little guarded
The type to be too afraid to call people out when they do something wrong but would totally trash them in his head
You write him little letters everyday and leave them on his bed to make him happy :))
He’d a be a little spoon
Wick would always join you guys while cuddling
Kisses would be soft and gentle
Usually sends you the first letter in matches
Loves to cuddle
He bb 🥰
You always get him a birthday present AND a Christmas present
You also get a gift for Wick
He loves giving you surprise hugs
Likes to read with you while cuddling
Literally a cinnamon roll
Once he was eating a cinnamon roll
And you whispered
“C a n n i b a l i s m .”
He was very confused
and kind of scared- were you going to eat him?
Patricia Dorval
Room always smells like herbs
She could literally smoke weed and you’d think it’s some magical healing herb
it magically makes you feel better
Always there to stun the hunter when you’re ballooned
The mature one
Her room is organized, with boxes labeling what herbs and magic stuff that are in them
You were cooking dinner for the day and you accidentally used one of her fancy herbs in your soup
She didn’t realize until she tried the soup
She wasn’t mad just disappointed
She lectured you on how you shouldn’t touch her stuff or use it for cooking
Gotta admit tho, the soup was pretty good
she acts like the mom everyone wishes they had
totally the type to be like, “dude we should think this through.” before doing something risky
and then five seconds later, “cowABUNGA MY DUDES”
one time she caught kreacher leaving the mens washroom without washing his hands
seeing as she was the mother of this manor, she had to protect her children from diseases
so she yeeted her monkey skull at kreachers head, cleanly knocking him out
and everybody cheered.
Melly Plinius
When you heard melly was going to be your roomie, you couldn’t have been more excited.
you finally had a victim for the many insect pick up lines!
So you decided to make some good first impressions by waiting for her in your room.
so when she arrived to your room and greeted you, you happily greeted her back, and slipped in the pick up line.
“Hello, my name is Melly. I believe I will be your ro-?”“Yeah nice to meet you too, say, what do bees make?”
She kinda thought you were a bit rude so much for first impressions
“...Erm, honey?” she replied hesitantly
“YES DEAR?”
... okay maybe you weren’t thaaaat bad.
after that she kind of developed a teensy crush on you
so it was hard living with you because of her crush, since she was constantly flustered
you loved her reactions, she constantly got red.
it was funny watching her try to keep her cool and fail.
Can i request how different idv characters would act as roommates? Eli, Helena, Luca, Edgar, Vera, Norton and Fiona if thats alright with you :DDD
warnings? kinda suggestive, crack fic, cussing
mod toby and mod bread helped me do this fic, its a bit all over the place but it was fun so no regrets
Eli Clark
I feel like being roommates with eli would be pretty pleasant
everything would be clean all the time
he’s the type of kid that everyone wants on their team because of how good he is at everything
so if you scored a roomie like him, you got super lucky
if you left a mess he wouldn’t get mad, he would probably just clean it up himself and leave a sticky note that said to clean up ur mess next time(but not like, passive aggressively)
ofc you would clean up after the cute sticky note, bc who can say no to this bb?
If you don’t clean up tho, brooke rose will probably shit on your hair when u sleep
tbh you’ve always wondered what eli looked like without his eye mask
so one time when Eli was sleeping, you went next to his bed to try and take his eye mask off and see what he looks like.
You took off the mask and found out it was a dummy
a few seconds later you heard footsteps and you turned around
Eli came up behind you and knocked you out with a bat
you two don’t speak of that day.
Brooke kept screeching last night, and you got no sleep at all, so I guess we’re having chicken for dinner
Unless you had a good reason, then eli and brooke prob won’t mind cleaning up after u
I can imagine you going back to your shared room in the manor after a rough match and seeing eli just sweeping the room in an apron and a cloth covering his hair looking like cinderella
“Honey, I’m home!”
basically if you lived with eli, you basically had a husband/mom/wife???
If you came back to the manor, beaten up and bruised from the last match he would prob pester you and nag you
while cleaning up you wounds he would prob say, “You have to be more careful, im always worrying. You’re gonna give your mom a heart attack!”
seriously tho, don’t worry this bb, he would actually have a heart attack
Helena Adams
i think living with helena would probably feel like some sort of kdrama
she might be a bit clumsy and trip over a few things, falling into your arms bc of her blindness
though she might be doing it on purpose
If you moved things in the room without telling her, she would probably get mad
for example, you move the sofa chair a little bit to the right bc you thought it looked better
helena walks in the room, sits down on the sofa chair and ends up accidentally sitting on the sofa chair arm rest instead
resulting in her bottom hurting and a very long talk with you
she got her revenge weeks later
she had asked you to check under her bed for monsters because she couldn’t do it herself
you were teasing her for still being afraid of monsters but looked underneath anyways
low and behold,
she put a mirror there.
will even wack you with her cane if you’re being annoying
Her cane is pretty affective in shutting you up lol only sometimes
“Hey Helena, are you braille? ‘cause i can read you like a book when i touch yo-” *wack* *moans*
helena: ...
you: ...
helena: ...im leaving
you: heleNA WAIT-
One time everyone at the manor was celebrating Helena’s birthday with a piñata, 2 seconds later she was beating the shit out of Luca with her cane
even after everyone’s been yelling that he wasn’t the piñata
One time you and Helena had a staring contest because you were both bored.
She won.
sometimes to get her close to you, you would sit on the sofa chair super quietly and still
And then you’d wait for her to come and sit on your lap thinking it was the chair
and it would work
she would probably sit on your lap for a few minutes, confused as to why the chair felt elevated
and then she would feel your arms snake around her waist
and she would- “whAT THE FUCK- SCREEEEEEE”
she would probably make a cute bird noise and then just sit there, not knowing if she should leave or not
in her head, “THEIR LAP IS SO WARM OH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN SOONER”
in real life, “let go of me you pathetic mortal”
you’d beg her to stay on ur lap longer and she would cave in
but she didn’t stay because she liked you! baka
Luca Balsa
living with luca will probably be the opposite of eli’s
messes, everywhere
inventions, everywhere
at one point though you had a sneaking suspicion he might be a bunch of rats.
you saw him outside crouching beside you guys’ room with a bunch of rats coming out his sleeve and running into a crack in the building
“its for science!”
he’s also super scared of helena
Luca doesn’t like to admit it, but he got his purple eye from Helena after he made a bad pick-up line for the blind.
She’s been chanting “one of us” and threatening to “finish the job” ever since.
he’s basically a big baby that needs to be taken care of
i feel like he might break down sometimes from not doing his invention right, or feeling insecure
but i guess his rats are there to help
but since he had a roomie, he wouldn’t be able to cry on his own
and its a good thing because he doesnt have to do everything by himself anymore
he learns to ask for help when living with you
you’d help him through his episodes and he would slowly start to become more reliant on you
if he was feeling a bit moody, he would unconsciously try to find you to cuddle with
if you lived with him, you’d probably have to be very responsible
luca would have his own bed that he would never sleep in because he wouldn’t be able to sleep without you in his arms
everytime he shifts in bed, you’d feel a tiny shock
it kinda bothered you so
you pranked Luca by touching him with those zappy ring things you’d get from a dollar store.
You just wanted that mother fucker to get a taste of his own medicine
he would basically be a puppy that follow you around, he would constantly old your head
probably refers to you as his
like if you downed a shot that barmaid made for you, he would be like, “EYYYY THATS MY BABy-heurghrhgh”
now you have a drunk baby that you have to take care of
You tried giving luca a shower afterwards, now you know how it feels getting electrocuted.
And trust me, Luca and water do not mix.
good luck have fun
Edgar Valden
living with edgar would consist of
1. edgar being super specific of what was his and what you can’t touch
2. big tsundere baby
3. sketches of you hiding in his sketch book
if you lived with edgar, you’d have to be super patient with his nagging or else you’d have to find a new roomie
he’s constantly nagging you
but if you are tired of it and give him the silent treatment, he’d probably just nag you even more for attention
you need to give this man attention or else
you ignored him for a whole day once because he said something mean
he decided to give you some milk and cookies as an apology
the ‘milk’ was his muddy paint water and the cookies were expired
i feel like one day you two would be arguing about who moved his stuff, your argument being he unconsciously moved his stuff, his argument being you moved his stuff
you guys were so heated up you didn’t notice how close you two were getting
edgar ended up pouncing on you like a feral dog
though when you woke up, you both agreed that you ended up winning the argument
when you’re reading or just doing nothing, he’d ask to sketch you or paint you
i-its not because he thinks you’re beautiful or anything
its just because he thinks that your whole self is aesthetically pleasing and pleasing to the eye- but not because he thinks you’re pretty!
sometimes when he was super focused on his art, he wouldn’t notice your figure slowly approach him
you’d boop his nose and watch as he froze
wh- hoW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON A VALDEN
secretly tho, he really loves it when you do that.
like
do it more
please or not whatever
Vera Nair
Vera would probably be a bit anxious when she heard she was gonna get a roomie
but she would do her best to be at her best behaviour
she’s very well mannered and is very polite
she’d kinda be the type to silently care for you
like, she’d notice the little things that bothered you and made sure they wouldn’t bother you ever again
like, if you stubbed your toe alot, she would give everything that you could stub your toe with, rubber covers or socks
but she wouldn’t tell you it was her even though it was obviously her
if you fell asleep on your desk instead of your bed, she would probably but a blanket on ur shoulders and a pillow underneath where you left your head
she’s the thoughtful type
before you went for matches, she’d give you a cheek kiss for good luck
and if you did the same, she would probably play it cool but then panic a second later.
theykissedmetheykissedmetheykissedme-
im sorry this is short idk what to do for her-
Norton Campbell
oh BOY
once norton starts to warm up to you, you guys are basically married
like there was no proposal, just “do you take this man to be your husband- you can’t say no”
he would probably take care of you alot
even when you didn’t need it
i can do it mysel- no
but actually, before he warmed up to you he was pretty cold,
he felt himself growing feelings for you
and he didn’t want to because he was afraid he would lose you and he would have to go through the heartbreak of losing someone all over again
he would leave the room to go hang out somewhere else
he would keep his distance and not talk with you much
but there was this one time where you woke up with him around you, you just pretended you didn’t wake up and relished in the feeling
it took some time, but eventually he warmed up to you
though he still constantly worries about you, he doesn’t want you to get hurt
during matches he would always take hits for you, and just stay closer to you in general
he wanted to make sure you got back to the manor safely, it didn’t matter if he was sent back via rocket chair
he always put you as his #1 priority
he also gets jealous super easily, he’s scared someone will swoop you away from him
so to make sure everyone knows that you belong to him, he’d give you his clothes to wear
not only do his clothes look adorable on you, everyone will know that you’re his
probably pester you a lot if you tripped or got a paper cut
“yoU COULD HAVE DIED” “IT WAS A PAPER CUT”
Once, Norton got stuck to the fridge like a magnet for 5 hours
He’s been using that as an excuse to force you to bring him his snacks every since.
pick up lines are a definite yes
sometimes you’d be shitting and you’d hear outside the bathroom door a faint,
“My love for you is like Diarrhea.” “norton what the fuck im shitting-” “i just can’t hold it in” cue camera zooming in on his face and him smirking into the camera “OH MY GOD WHY”
like Luca, his bed is useless. he always needs you in his arms when sleeping, he wants to protect you and just feel you closer to him
puts him at ease
kisses? hell yes.
if you had to go to a match without him he would send you off with a ton of gross wet kisses on your face ew
He might even try to seduce you into staying
“norton I’m gonna lose morality points!” “fuck your morality points, i wanna smash”
Fiona Gilman
I feel like fiona would probably super psyched when she heard about sharing rooms with you
I headcanon her to be super bubbly and social but when she is alone with her thoughts she’d probably regret everything
“why did i say that why did i say that why did i say that-”
probably prays to god, “please kill me”
she tries her best to make sure you’re comfortable
she doesnt make a big mess and she makes sure she cleans up after herself, overall a pretty cool roommate
except for those times for when she tries to babtize you while you’re showering-
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING” “THE LORD SHALL CLEANSE YOUR SOUL WITH HOLY WATER-” “what the f- iS THIS ALCOHOL???”
this has happened too many times^^^
one time she accidentally created an ultra portal in the toilet.
Y’all still have no idea where it leads, and no intent of finding out.
Although, Kreacher has been complaining of some nasty stuff appearing in his room
i feel like during matches she would always call you with her portals to say hi or just give you a small kiss
it stopped being cute when she went through the portal and ended up seeing the hunter instead of you
mentally scarred from that
sometimes things would disappear in your shared room too, not only the toilet
you’re convinced she has a bunch of hidden portals in the room
like, one time you dropped a pencil and it went through the ground.
Dates with Violetta will probably be soft and romantic.
i head canon that she prefers staying in for dates rather than going out because of her insecurity of her body.
But if you really wanted to go out, i think she wouldn’t mind as long as you don’t let go of her hands
Indoor dates with Violetta would probably consist of board games, small cute conversations, hot chocolate, and cuddling
I think cold winter days where you stay in and watch the snow fall would definitely be her favourite.
Just imagine drinking hot chocolate with you in her arms, looking out the window sgyfbadgknhb
She’d probably be super warm to cuddle with, given she has 8 arms.
i can imagine both violetta and you getting tired after social interaction or a match and going to eachother to recharge.
I feel like she’d need someone to be less active and more introverted because she’d get tired easily from big social events. But she wouldn’t mind if you were a bit active, she’d still love you ❤️
I’m running to the nearest cipher to where I spawned on the map. This is my first match and I want to try my best to prepare myself for future matches. I start decoding from the front until I look down and see my heart pumping with a weird purple glow. That Emily girl told me post match that it meant the hunter was near. I stop decoding and start running away from the cipher I was at. I thought I was running away from the hunter, when in reality I’ve been running towards them, and stop in my tracks when I see them in front of me.
She’s a tall, gorgeous woman, with a stunning blood red gown and cute short hair that curls at the end a bit. I’m so stunned by her beauty I don’t even realize I’ve been hit, and have to get out of there before she downs me and I get chaired. I’m running away, but she catches up to me and I get knocked down. I don’t mind much, she’s too pretty to be mad at her. The lady with the flair gun comes to rescue me, but I end up getting sent back first anyways. I’d think the hunter would go easy on me considering it’s my first match, then again it’ll help toughen me up.
We loose, with one survivor escaping, and I start to walk back to my room until the lady in the red dress is seen walking down the hall towards me. I start to pick up my pace to get to my room before I do anything to embarrass myself in front of her. She looks so friendly, this could be love at first sight. I finally get to my door and lay my hand on the knob. “Hi.” I’m too late. She’s already caught up and now I have to face her. “H-hey...” my voice is shaking and my heart is pounding, but not glowing purple. “You did well. That was your first match, yes?” She says. “Y-yes, yes it was.” I can barely get the words out of my mouth.
“When the hunter is near you, I’d suggest hiding instead of running around aimlessly.” She smirks a bit, then starts to laugh a little. I can feel my face start to go hot from embarrassment and quickly reply with a “thank you.” before grabbing the doorknob again and start to twist it, until she put her hand on top of mine to stop me from going in. She’s towering over me, with her arm resting on the wall beside my head for support.
“Y/n, are you blushing?” I slowly turn around to face her. She’s smiling at me, as if I’m a cute little puppy. She leans in closer, her face getting closer to mine. My back is pressed flat against my room door, trying to get as far away from her and I’m as shaky as ever. Oh god, oh god, what is happening right now?? She takes her hand and gently caresses it under my chin, while doing that insanely cute laugh again. I flinch when she touches me. Her mouth is close enough to kiss me... what if I.... “GET A ROOM!” This bearded man shouts. I jump and stare in his direction, then suddenly she quickly kisses me on the cheek and stands back up straight. “My name’s Mary, by the way. I look forward to playing with you again.” She turns around to walk away with a lingering look, and does that heavenly laugh again while walking back to her room.