#idiosynchronist

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idk i could use a nice juicy dick right now

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LOUIS ARMSTRONG ~ Moon River ~

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ten facts about tumblr user idiosynchronist

hes a big gay

he has a nice butt

he has a big butt

he is a big butt

i like his big butt

im gay for his big butt

butts

dicks

gay

in the butt

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Send this to all tumblrs you love. There is no limit to how many people you can send this to because the price of making someone smile is priceless. I am sending this to you because I love your tumblr and I want you to know that I’ll follow you forever. Your tumblr is perfect and absolutely beautiful. Keep doing your best here, keep smiling, keep spinning chairs, keep being the beautiful and amazing person you are, and have a great day (◡‿◡✿)

i dont like doing these

but ill make an exception for you

JUST you

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giant baka butt

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shane you need to talk to me on tumblr more assbaka

i cant show people how popular i am with the boys if we keep everything off the record

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fuck you shane

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i wish my boyfriend wrote porn for me