#idiot ideas

[awkwardwendigo]

Awesome yet strange feeling, when you finish something that required an astonishing queue, and, getting out, you see other people  in line and are just like "Ah, you peasants, I have already conquered my trophy, I've done my fatigues. Now it's your turn. Such is the way of life."

[botijaopelado]

Really into the idea of making a playthrough video's of a game i myself made, not distributing in any manner, in a way that feels like there is a ARG inside the whole series but in the actuality it's just a normal maybe even bad playthrough of said game.

[metricjenn]

Now that FB and Insta are going full-Elon, what kind of fun thing will tumblr do to take the piss out of Zuckz??

[hunnycatxo]

Considering how oily my face is, what would happen if I went outside and laid down with an egg on my face?

[flamebirdsnestprime]

Genius/idiot idea #4

A led sign for the back window of your car with a button that attaches to the steering wheel or somewhere else it can be easily pushed to light up the sign so it reads "you're too close" - also a version to attach to the back of cyclists, motorcyclists and horse riders

[flamebirdsnestprime]

Genius/ idiot idea #3

An app for lonely people who want do social things like hiking or going to the movies with someone. Not like in a dating way or trying to make friends. Literally just someone to hang out with who has similar interests.

[flamebirdsnestprime]

Genius/ idiot idea #2

A Hoover head attachment for getting the tiny bits of paper out when you accidentally wash your clothes with a tissue in your pocket

[laurenknight13]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.    And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

coelasquid

As embarrassing as this is to admit, as well as making me feel really stupid, but I did not take Chemistry in school, and am very thankful to you for posting this (and Foxchaos for reblogging it, because just in the week I was considering mixing vinegar and Domestos (which contains bleach) to clean my shower. I know using both seperately works, so I considered them together. Oops!