#idiot king

[authorofallyourpain]

perspective

@dontcxckitup​ X cont 

  “What’s so funny about it? The way I see it, you have nothing to live for anymore. Now you’ll pay for your crimes for the rest of your miserable life.”

“And yet here I am. Well fed, protected, alive.”

“And here you are..... with the little crease in-between your eyes because you need something from me.” 

[ninettetherat]

Jaron: *does something stupid and survives*

Jaron: OMG I SURVIVED THAT MEANS I’M INVINCIBLE!

Tobias: I don’t think thats exactly how being invincible works—

Jaron: Ofc it is how else would it work

Imogen: *sigh*

[damonabnormal]

The undisputed king of “Hamderders”

NYC 2016

[bigboxcar]

Mugshot Monday - Fully functional “Henry VIII & Disappearing Wives“ heat sensitive mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild with piping hot Breakaway Blend by Peace Coffee

Check this out!

Two weeks ago, I posted my ineffectual “Henry VIII & Disappearing Wives” heat sensitive mug that I giddily bought at Goodwill.

I knew it was a heat changer mug and I naively thought it was all black because -- duh -- the mug was in its cold state. Score! But in reality, that heat sensitive imagery had melted off in someone’s dishwasher long ago.

Well, the fine folks at the Philosophers Guild saw my post on Instagram and decided to help write Chapter 2 of this story. They sent me a working mug!

That’s so cool.

Then I found myself trying to explain what this mug was all about to my kids. I’m no historian, but I told them Henry VIII was a power-hungry misogynist asshole who as a “devout Catholic” had divorced, annulled, or killed many of his wives primarily for not giving birth to a baby boy.

Only I said “jerk” instead of “asshole”.

And biologically speaking, no boy babies was all his own fault anyways.

This mug attempts to at least acknowledge the identities of a few of his “disappearing” wives by displaying their names and fates when you’re drinking coffee.

Cheers to that, Philosophers Guild! And thank you kindly for the rad mug.

Here’s the a panoramic of the empty mug:

Here’s a panoramic of the mug with hot hot coffee:

See also my 445+ photos from the Mugshot Monday project here: www.MugshotMonday.com – Every Mug Has A Story

[astraveler]

I was taking personality quizzes as some of my favorite characters and my hand slipped

[authorofallyourpain]

⭐

Ernst didn't cause the avalanche that killed his father, though that is always the impression he gives people. No one actually knows the truth that it was just an opportunity of fate.

Ernst believes that the avalanche was fate.

He committed patricide and was certain the avalanche would kill him too.

When "Franz" did not die, he took it as a divine sign that vengeance and hatred was a gift from God. Fueling him to create Spectre. It was then that Franz Oberhauser died, and he was reborn with one goal in mind: Control, knowledge, and destroying his little cuckoo.

But death is too good for James Bond instead opting for terminally stealing his happiness or hope for a real life.

Bonus:

he calls the new "M" (Gareth), the idiot king.

[authorofallyourpain]

"So you are the so-called mastermind. Well. Now the tables have turned, haven't they."

"from your perspective I'm sure that would be the case...... funny thing though"

" you must be the one known as M"

[cyberdramon]

Wu is a whole dumbass