#idiot time

[stripesysheaven]

sick to my stomach because of my own dumbassery

[tomsawyee]

[shorkbrian]

Friends, pals, Bros and dudes.... I would like to tell you a story through memes. It is stupid and it’s how I got my name okay

So once upon a time, a boy had a problem.

He was viciously horny. How could he fix this problem? He was at a loss, nothing made it better. Poor boy.

BUTT he realized he could cope! So he decided -

So the boy (me) got on Tumbrrr dot com and went to make an account. The boy (me again) had read literally millions of fan fictions from different websites over the years, and enjoyed the chaos of tumblr. It was time for the boy (once again it’s me) to contribute

But I needed a username. Oh frick. I’m bad at decisions. How do I choose a username????? So I mashed two things I liked together. Sharks

And brains

I am very stupid though, and lazy - I enjoy memes and think grammar mistakes are hilarious so I do them on purpose. So like the hilarious, funny, comedic person I am, I misspelled “sharkbrain”

And I sat back and looked at my creation

And it was good. And it was just. And it defines who I am as a person. Now I know you’re all thinking -

And you are correct!!!! I am on multiple drugs for multiple reasons. But don’t you dare give the drugs credit for what my brian created in all its idiocy. How dare u. The audacity.

Anyways

That is the story of how I got my name AND what it means. I am bery sorry for causing any confusion. My name is not brian, shork is not the sound a goose makes when it honks...... thank y oh for bearing with me through this emotional retelling of a historic moment.

The end.

[the-cosmic-yeet]

I wish to produce quality shitposts but my brain is empty. I must take a course in memeology to review what it takes to sound like a complete lunatic while resonating with humans.

[lady-bee-holmes]

*fighting Fireblight Ganon*

Me: ??

Daruk: your regular attacks won’t work here

Me: ????

Daruk: watch before he shoots a fireball

Me: ?????

Daruk: YEET A BOMB AT HIS FACE JFCC

[toraz1yal]

cis men? what’s that? like... pronounced like kiss? kiss men? oh fuck yeah!

[theringleader]

WHO THREW THOSE KEYS FKDNSBSNS

[doobiebenson]

genuinely sad because a random cat doesn’t like me