my dad walked in on me needle felting Him and i think that he now thinks i’m into some weird voodoo doll magic shit
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my dad walked in on me needle felting Him and i think that he now thinks i’m into some weird voodoo doll magic shit
-- Kai sat on the back doorstep. He couldn’t close the door behind him, that would be rude, but he’d pulled it as close as he could. He leaned back against the wall, eyes on the stars above his head. If Meri could see him, sitting on the ground, in this outfit, it’d be more than a cause for concern. But she was inside, “doing the dishes” with her mother in hushed, angry tones. Really, he wasn’t all that upset. Just tired. The cool air helped clear his thoughts a little, but he wouldn’t feel like himself again until he got home.
Light spilled out from the door, then faded again as it opened and closed. He didn’t look up. Instead, he fished a cigarette out of his pocket. A dry click, a sigh, and the stars were obscured by a blueish haze. He held the packet out to Braska and quietly, somewhat awkwardly, spoke without turning toward him.
“I think I owe you an apology.” he said.
@summoners-path
Me: I thought she was a lesbian.
Her, immediately after: I'm a lesbian.
My dad, the rest of the episode: Does he give you a gay vibe? Do you think he's gay?
dad describing the movie we watched today in the icu: "it's a Christmas movie you watch in the icu" me: really???
lol at my dad for asking “what happens” when i go out to dinner with a non-vegan guy as he picks the flesh off a fish’s bones and eats it…
My father is not going to be proud of me.
"why do you make so many noises?" -my dad, just now
IDK DAD, LIFE SORT OF HAPPENS
YOU FIND OUT IMAGINE DRAGONS IS MOTHERFUCKING STARTING THE NEW TOUR IN LATIN AMERICA
I DONT KNOW
Me: *has kissed the same amount of boys and girls*
Me: *once held my friends hand above our heads and screamed "IM A LESBIAN!!" across a theme park to my dad*
Me: *loves touching boobs and butts*
Dad: lol yeah ur 100% straight