Shen Yuan is so absolutely mad at this hack of an author! A hack who passes whatever this is as writing! What kind of ending was that!??
Shen Yuan takes a bite of his food, typing rapidly. Until, he starts chocking.
Air. He needs air. He tries to pat himself but that isn't working. Why did he never learn how to make a heimlich maneuver on himself, he lives alone!
He can feel himself growing weaker and he goes down. Everything goes spotty and then pure black.
Shen Yian may be dead but that last thing he'll do is stop that stupid beeping thing from ever beeping again. It is ticking him off! Huh–
Where is he? Everything hurts.
Shen Yuan opens his eyes only to be greeted with a white ceiling, white sheets, and heart monitor along with a bunch of needles in his arms. He thinks he just woke up from an annoying nightmare considering he has fear lingering emotions and only remembers a faint human robotic voice. His sister and his brother are rights there by his bedside.
They were so worried, he almost died. That day, Shen Yuan got the scolding of a lifetime and maybe some more. It only took a couple of days till he was discharged and allowed to go back to his everyday life except for a few more check-ins than before but nothing too special.
That was until he got fucking kidnapped by an alien who looks exactly like Binghe from his most hated trash novel where the half alien half demon protagonist gets bullied by his scum alien shizun who he later tortured except everyone lived because their technology is so advanced and everyone was planning a rebellion behind the demon emperor's back.
Wtf, is this space?? His skin feels so weird, like there's a soft wind caressing it even though he knows it is because this ship is going so fast.
He spends some time there although Binghe was not acting all like the stallion protagonist he is meant to be and acting nice towards him?? Maybe humans aren't considered males to be killed in his eyes because they can't even rival???
Why does he get kidnapped again!??? Except this time is by the pretty and mean evil shizun who is talking weird stuff about humans not supposed to find out aliens existed... Maybe he is in danger, someone please come get him. Binghe, now would be a great time.
Okay but why is the villain actually being so accommodating??
Woah! That's the sect leader! It seems like the aliens actually run more than he thought considering it seems they knew about human's existence all along but kept it under wraps by erasing their memories which would explain the cell along with the fact they only started talking to him after they realized that wouldn't work on him for whatever reason and were trying to figure out what is wrong him. If they figured it out that would be great because he would also like to know.
At some point he manages to convince the... slightly less evil in his eyes shizun to let him outside and Shen Yuan could not believe the fact that their stupid technology sounded exactly like the voice of his dream when he woke up from fainting. Horrible almost-death flashbacks.
Apparently whatever that was made it so alien mind control technology works on him, woah! Chill! Why is the scum villain now trapping him in his room, Shen Yuan did nothing wrong and was a cooperative hostage who answered all the questions.
Good news! Shen Qingqiu actually explained his situation and Shen Yuan has officially been allowed to wander around even if Shen Qingqiu or someone else has to follow. Bad news is he can't go back home till they catch Binghe because he might kidnap him again even when they put him back into his own home.
This all happens because LB found out about a variation of his own shizun except he was kind and wanted to attic wife him. SJ absolutely hates the guy so ends up competing for SY as a fuck you but may end up actually falling in the way. They just keep bride-napping SY from each other btw, and SY keeps meeting other characters and wife-beaming them to the point he will never be safe again because he will end up as someone's attic wife.
Btw, Mobei Jun is an alien who accidentally ends up on earth without anyone from his planet knowing he's there and XF helps him because he looks just like his king and they don't have that much abuse except MBJ accidentally ends up watching too much Chinese drama and sometimes assumes the dramatic flare reveals are normal human nature so sometimes he does it and XF has to constantly rail the demon before he does weird things.
It's 4am and I'm so tired.