#idkhowkin

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i just realized i forgot to do kin pride oh shit

party poison: did not give a fuck about gender nor sexuality. everyone is hot and gender is a lie made up by bli to sell more bathrooms (they/he/joy)

throam!ryan: bisexual homoromantic, although i did not figure that out until several lifetimes later. i just kinda loved whoever the fuck i loved yk (he/him)

klaus hargreeves: pansexual & non-binary (he/they)

felony steve: bisexual &, unfortunately, cisgender (he/him)

the final pam: aroace agender. who has time for that when you are literally god (any pronouns)

_SRCHPRTY_: cupiosexual demiromantic transmasc nonbinary, although if you asked i would've just told you i was queer as hell and moved on (he/they/it/[REDACTED])

lady luck: nonbinary lesbian (she/her)

ghostbur: bisexual cis?gender (he/him mainly but also good with they/them)

cabinet man: literally an arcade cabinet. that happened to be housing an aroace trans man (he/him)

im sure im forgetting someone here but this ask is long enough -#🍭✨😈💥

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happy birthday dallon weekes! you have ruined my life -_SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥

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google search how to adequately explain your confusion at the fact that in one of your kin timelines you, a trans man, accidentally named yourself after the guy from your current lifetime whose possible non-existence inspired the name of a band who would later break up and semi-reform under a different name and whose story would inspire said band to create the ARG that you exist in. i thought mae was my last name? what the fuck? -jamie mae brobeck, aka _SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥

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@ /post/676392040516468736/holy-shit-holy-fucking-shit-i-got-tickets-to-an update on this from the day after the show; i have a horrible headache and did not sleep but oh my god it was so worth it. superet were fucking amazing, iDKHOW were glorious, and they. they started playing living on a prayer by bon jovi halfway through visitation of the ghost and then cut back to the normal song and acted like nothing happened and i'm still not over it -_SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥

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HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT TICKETS TO AN IDKHOW SHOW HOLY SHIT I GET TO SEE THE BAND THAT LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED ME LIVE /VERY POS -_SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥

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fun side effects of this kinshift combo: anger issues and love of breaking shit + borderline paranoia and intensified disdain towards hustle culture = ive broken three pencils this class period and damn near cussed a teacher out over an assignment about some guy who got rich by 30 by abandoning all human pleasures! haha fun -party poison / _SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥

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@ patrick stump why did you have to make cryptozoology part of run dry on spotify i wanna put it on my stupid little kin playlist *commits a crime* -_SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥 (yes this is directly because of that last ask. leave me alone)

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okay i know i already sent something in for the weird kin discovery asks. but. i literally just had one? i was watching a gmm video about discontinued products and they were playing around with the slow mo mode on a talkboy and Hey I Remember How I Did Those Voice Effects Now -_SRCHPRTY_ #🍭✨😈💥