Jun 1, 2021
May 31
On May 31, 2017, former US President Donald Trump tweeted the word "covfefe." While modern pundits failed to recognize the hidden mystery behind the newly coined word, future scholars will no doubt unlock "confefe's" deeper meaning, opening the floodgates to a higher state of consciousness.
But that's, like, a really long ways away. Really long. Humans will no longer walk the face of the Earth. Dinosaurs will stage a comeback. Smart dinosaurs, wearing bifocals and sharp vests, who speak many languages and know how to surf. But that's a really, really long ways away, and anyway, you'd have to be a dinosaur to get it.
