#idontknowwhatimposting

[azelautumn]

Boi.

Translation: I pusheenified myself and i am drunk. Probably. Yes, i am. Maybe.

*proceeds with Eddie Izzard bit*

[xxhhunter]

Dear gringos that love Lúcio as much as I do, 

if you want to draw/write/etc him and want to make him sound and seem more realistically Brazilian here are some Brazilian day-to-day things that he would probably do  “probably” being the key word here, u do you thing, follow your dreams.

Also, other Brazilians should add more stuff

- He would kiss your cheeks when he meets you 

(in some places boys only kiss girl’s cheeks, and shake other boy’s hands. Also, we only do it once on one cheek. And instead of actually kissing we just press our cheek to your cheek and make kissing noises.)  

- He would probably have a bag full of plastic bags in his house

- He probably walks around with flipflops most of the time. Out of the house, in the house, to the movies, to the mall, etc. So says the carioca stereotype.

- He’s probably very chill about being on time

getting to a party 30 minutes “late” is the polite thing to do. 

- He certainly takes at least one shower a day, probably two, sometimes even three. 

- He would probably call everyone by their first name

Like, even when he’s being formal. In Brazil there would be no Mister Morrison. Mister Jack would be the formal way to go. 

- On a date he’d probably sit by his date’s side, not in front of them. 

It’s more intimate and closer than sitting across the table. ;)

- “We should meet later!” “Oh yes, let’s meet later!” and then nothing ever happens.

- He’d probably be very touchy-feely. 

Brazilians usually are. He’d probably lean, cling, hug, hold hands, pass arms around friends and loved ones as casually as possible, it’s something most people in Brazil don’t mind at all. 

- If he gets engaged the brazilian way then both him and his spouse-to-be would have engagement rings

- Basically we’re all very chill 

- Also he is a black man but he’s also latino, don’t forget that  :(

- And it’s Portuguese, not Spanish. This one is not optional. I’ll fight the next person that makes him say “Hola” instead of “Olá” stg 

[xxhhunter]

In Portuguese we don’t say “Help”, we say “Mim ajuda cara pufavô nunca te pedi nada” which roughly translates to “My soul is in need of yours” and I think that’s beautiful.

[xxhhunter]

I spend some time reblogging cute pink things  so my blog looks great once you first open it but then i ruin everything bc i can’t not reblog a joke about gays

[xxhhunter]

Aaaaaa i wanna save money to buy a pink dress but I also wanna save money to spend when my brother comes to visit

[xxhhunter]

Team “All my friends are bookworms and I get self-conscious that they’ll think I’m superficial and naïve because I like clothes and pink and commercial pop songs more than tick books about epic heroes and Harry Potter”!

[xxhhunter]

So I passed the national high school exam and that means I can go to college in Brazil but also means nothing bc the plan is to go to Italyyyyy yay me!

[xxhhunter]

Helena (04:07): Dani, come play with Sofia in Lu's tumblre

Helena (05:51): Tumbluhbluh

Helena (05:51): Tumbliri

Dani (06:09): 6 in the morning

Dani (06:09): Helena

Dani (06:09): Monday

Helena (06:11): Tumblehr

Dani (06:11): SIGH

Dani (06:11): Be there in a minute