I'm Nobody

and that's okay

[criticalyasha]

FJORESTER FJORESTER FJORESTER

[azelautumn]

I could watch the casts reactions forever!! JUST LOOK AT MARISHA!! I KNOW THOSE FEELS!

[azelautumn]

Boi.

Translation: I pusheenified myself and i am drunk. Probably. Yes, i am. Maybe.

*proceeds with Eddie Izzard bit*

[upyrica]

Wait, do Americans not eat buckwheat?

[systlin]

It’s uncommon in many parts. Parts of the South do more than most. It’s a niche food at best, which makes it annoyingly difficult to find buckwheat honey and buckwheat flour. I have to order both online.

[upyrica]

Odd people, Americans! Such peculiar habits they have.

[systlin]

As an American, I agree.

I planted my own this past summer, and saved all the seed to plant MUCH more next spring.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

idk about the rest of y’all but we have a whole Buckwheat festival every fall in my home county. It’s big in Appalachia. Pancakes for days.

[spiralwolf]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Buckwheat isn’t actually wheat, but it is a flowering grain plant. It’s thought to have originally been cultivated in China at least 5,000 years ago and then into Russia, the Ukraine, and Eastern Europe at large.

In the United States it was grown for cheap livestock feed, but it became a popular grain for people during the Great Depression, especially in the Allegheny Mountains in West Virginia, part of the Appalachian mountain range.

Over 70 years ago, the Buckwheat Festival began in Preston County, during which time we celebrate the fall harvest and having food to eat. A buckwheat King and Queen are crowned, and there are other festivities.

Nowadays it’s hosted by the local volunteer firemen, and the buckwheat pancakes sold all weekend long in a dining hall help raise money for the fire dept.

It’s a really cool tradition (and delicious)! You can read all about it here.

[gallusrostromegalus]

FUCK YEAH BUCKWHEAT!!

I’ve never actually done buckwheat pancakes, but it’s got a cult following in the four Corners area along with amaranth, farro, and a couple of the other drought-resisitant grains. I’ve always cooked the whole grains like rice, has a lovely nutty flavor and pleasant texture- kind of like the flavor of wild rice and the texture of Israeli couscous?   

I like it with Beef curry :)

[azelautumn]

Friggin LOVE me some buckwheat pancakes. Delicious. The Original Pancake House has them and they are pretty good. Had them at a few boutique breakfast places and they were even better.

I should really make my own...

[midiport]

mushroom synths

[antique-scarecrow]

I love it someone please explain wtf I just watched

[in-alis-victoriae]

@national-shitpost-registry This is a modular synth! Basically an instrument that works with voltage that you can control in order to generate and modulate different parameters to create sound, logic and, eventually, music. Here what is happening is that the mushroom is controlling the voltage thanks to the pin. By doing that, all the parameters connected to the mushroom went crazy, probably because it generates a really weird voltage and in a very random way. You can check a youtuber called Andrew Huang and his music and also Omri Cohen to learn how to do it yourself with a freeware called VCV Rack!

[mycoculture]

The electricity generated by the mushrooms has to do with the hyphae, the ‘roots’ of the mushroom, that make up the organism! The ends of the hyphae contain potassium ions that the mushroom uses to send electric pulses across its mycelium! It’s theorised that this is how distant parts of a mushroom ‘know’ what’s happening to each other!

[azelautumn]

WAAAAAAAAT? Do you want mushroom people? Because that's how we get mushroom people! And I would love to invite them for tea!

[glumshoe]

imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch

“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”

[bienenkiste]

#Hieronymus Bob

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

It’s your tortured human soul, you can choose how many blackbirds you want to fly out of his anus. Just as many as you think it needs.

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[ninjathrowingstork]

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

[zennistrad]

Good god, what year is it?

[simonalkenmayer]

April

[azelautumn]

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

These are called Flip Door Locks and are available at Home Depot, Lowe’s or likely ACE Hardware.

[queenstravelingdarling]

The simple fact that things like these are necessary….I want off this planet.

[fillmeupwithsugar]

Save a life!!

[azelautumn]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[retrogamingblog2]

Hyrule Travel Posters made by Stephology

[arealtrashact]

The first Lost Boy

[jaycee-penny-art]

oh shiiiiit you right

[mewwitch]

[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS

[aughtpunk]

huh I wonder what this art is for oH FUCK

[forgotten-daydreamer]

HOLY SHIT

[azelautumn]

Holy beheezus awesome!!

[lesleydraws]

please do not ask me why in the year of our lord 2017 i decided to draw fanart of this

[kingjaffejoffer]

[breathinginbiology]

Please reblog.

[jynxlovesluck]

C'mon it’s not only pride month it’s indigenous peoples month!!! My people!!!! Could the president honestly fuck off?

[azelautumn]

F**k the king of the buffoons. Leave out nature alone. Your oil is not that important. Keep your cheeto paws off our silky nature preserves.

[azelautumn]

Really feeling that line from that Smashing Punpkins song...

"The world is a vampire"

It really does just do its best to suck the life and joy out of you every chance it gets.

[azelautumn]

Everything sucks and can go to hell....

[galdrastafir-by-raevedis]

Vejskærer (Roadcutter)

To cut a path ahead, where no prior path exists.

[queerangelonfire]

Genderqueer/non-binary celebrities

Amandla Stenberg: non-binary actress and singer (The Hate U Give, The Hunger Games) [she/her; they/them]

Ezra Miller: genderqueer actor (The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Justice League) [prefers he/him but is comfortable with all pronouns]

Chella Man: genderqueer YouTuber, actor & model (Titans) [he/him]

Brigette Lundy-Paine: non-binary actor (Atypical, The Glass Castle) [they/them]

Angel Haze: agender rapper & singer (Battle Cry, Cleaning out my Closet) [she/her; he/him]

Indya Moore: non-binary actor & model (Pose, Queen & Slim) [they/them]

Ruby Rose: genderfluid actress, model, talk show host, DJane (Batwoman, OitnB) [she/her]

Asia Kate Dillon: non-binary actor (Billions, OitnB) [they/them]

Quintessa Swindell: non-binary actor (Trinkets, Euphoria) [they, them]

Jonathan Van Ness: non-binary television personality, podcaster & hairdresser (Queer Eye) [prefers he/him but is also okay with they/them & she/her]

Feel free to add other celebrities or to correct me if I’ve got something wrong!

[softestvirgil]

Lachlan Watson: Nonbinary actor (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) [they/them]

Liv Hewson: Nonbinary actor (Santa Clarita Diet, Let It Snow) [they/them]

Bex Taylor-Klaus: Nonbinary actor and voice actor [Voltron, Scream]

[deadaccount22223-deactivated202]

sam smith (they/them) - singer

gerard way (he/they) - member of mcr

dorian electra (they/them) - singer

sonicfox (they/them) - esports player

[localscatterbrain]

Rebecca Sugar! (they/them she/her) - Cartoon show-runner: “Steven Universe”

[axolotleo]

Jacob Tobia - non-binary voice actor (they/them) played Double Trouble on She-Ra!

[apthotiosis]

Jay Harper- andro/gender-fluid actor and singer (they/them but comfortable with he/him and she/her), jayisjo (@jayhoward_official on twitter), performer in ‘Ultimate Storytime’

[ancientson]

Karin Dreijer (Xe): non-binary/genderfluid, queer, Swedish singer/musician/songwriter and co-founder of the Knife. Also has solo project called Fever Ray (which is very queer). Feverray on Instagram and @feverray on Twitter.

Andrea Gibson (they/them): Non-binary slam poet and activist

[amuseoffyre]

Janelle Monae: (Hasn’t specified pronouns yet) Singer, songwriter, artist and actor

[apocryphalia]

Literally lost this post and had to scroll way the fuck back down my dash to find it again and rb because I’m going to cry over it. Yes I know, I cry over everything these days, fuck off. I literally just started halfway coming out to people in my real life this week and this shit is fucking validating.

[crazy-pages]

@firebirdeternal

[riotmlllf]

the gerard one made me smile

[yall-need-geesus-deactivated202]

:)

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

“Anxiety is like experiencing failure in advance.”

-caleb

[azelautumn]

O_O