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this was my favorite part of st4 actually

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How do you keep your singing voice in good shape? I imagine with how often you sing you must get hoarse every once in a while.

Oh of course, you wouldn't believe how sore your throat can get after a night of trying to announce acts to hundreds of people spanning across the stands around three separate rings all at once. Sometimes by the time the show is over my voice goes completely.

Me and Phil swap out every other night so we are both getting plenty of rest for our voices inbetween. I don't know how Lettie manages to sing near every night without a break. Then again I'm relitivelly sure she might be superhuman, for a variety of reasons.

We have a few methods around the circus to deal with sore throat and voice loss.

Phil brought in an ammoniaphone once. They say it contains chemicals in the air straight from Italy. I'm not sure I trust the thing. I don't beleive it makes any difference to your voice, just makes your breath stink.

There are of course those 'frog in your throat' sweets that are all the rage at the moment. They're good for if you're coming down with a cough but I'm sure they're fairly useless for straining of the voice box.

We have a drawer in the office full of Dr Agnew’s Catarrh Powder and bottles of Heroina. It's mostly made for tackling the flu and to calm children battling bronchitis, but everyone at the circus agrees that both work as a quick fix for just about anything that ails you from sore throats to winter blues. I'm not one to take medicine unless absolutely nessessary, though I must admit I took a spoonful of each last year when I was suffering a terrible flu, and for almost three hours I'm relitively sure I could see feelings and taste colours, I got about six months of paperwork done in thirty minutes then slept solidly for three days and felt great afterwards.

All together I think the best method is just to take plenty of breaks to rest your voice, drink plenty of water, always warm up your vocals before a show, and a finger of whisky before and after doesn't hurt either.

#tgs #the greatest showman #p.t. barnum #ah victorian cures #full of cocaine and heroine #if that doesnt work #the most common 'cure' was to wrap your neck in a warm dirty sock for eight hours.

Okay, guys. Staff got back with me, and I now have a checklist of things to try to fix the problem.

#if that doesnt work #im going to retire and live out the rest of my days in the mountains #maybe find a nice wolf pack willing to take me in?#really become one with nature #ya know?#alright im off to do the list #see ya babes 🤞✌🤙#bhndthhd

“I’m quite certain that ...it doesn’t go that way? You’re welcome to try it, Lucy Goosey, but...ya know...”

@residuex

#residuex #i went with something along the lines of...they already know each other?#if that doesnt work #we can figure something else out.

Better idea? Fund the guy who gave them sand bag life preservers, slash the boats, and let nature take its course

#send them back #deport them all #if that doesnt work #davy jones locker

I want to watch both Magic Move and ChermChey but unfortunately, my brain's current opinion of new shows is the same as a small white child's opinion on vegetables