Eden

genderfluid-ish demigirl-ish woman-thing. literally any pronouns except he/him.

[edenweeps]

The Neon and the Black and White (a poem about my experience with bipolar 2)

In between the neon and the black and white

For just a moment I caught a sight

Of the full spectrum of colors

Other people take for granted

All the while I raved and ranted

They could never see my point of view

“We always see every hue, so should you!”

But I was stuck between the two

Electric yellow and shades of blue

The neon forever blindly bright

But with the suffocation of the black and white

I would always take the chance

For just a glance

At even the most painful of colors

[would-you-punt-them]

Team Rocket (Pokemon)

Punt them into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onAug 4, 2024

[would-you-punt-them]

james, while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

biggest mistake i ever made was revealing i once taught english

now my inbox is people coming to challenge me like a linguistic afro samurai

[edenweeps]

I think I get the overall meaning of this, but can someone split up the had hads for me into groups or something?

[would-you-punt-them]

The problem with this is that it's cut out a lot of necessary punctuation. This version isn't actually grammatically correct, because they've combined two sentences into one.

It should be written like this:

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

Split into clauses, it looks like this -

a) James had had "had had".

b) John had had "had".

c) "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

[edenweeps]

Thank you for pulling out your English teacher cap again. It's much appreciated. This was going to torture me otherwise.

[would-you-punt-them]

Sigmund Freud

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onJul 29, 2024

[would-you-punt-them]

james, while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

biggest mistake i ever made was revealing i once taught english

now my inbox is people coming to challenge me like a linguistic afro samurai

[edenweeps]

I think I get the overall meaning of this, but can someone split up the had hads for me into groups or something?

[would-you-punt-them]

james, while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

biggest mistake i ever made was revealing i once taught english

now my inbox is people coming to challenge me like a linguistic afro samurai

[edenweeps]

I think I get the overall meaning of this, but can someone split up the had hads for me into groups or something?

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[sopretty4]

I will never NOT reblog

[chadchadsonthesnail]

Thank you Mr. Alan Turing! You were extremely important in so many ways!

[steaknugget97]

Unfortunately he was one thing that I cannot condone

Keep reading

[irishfry]

I can’t believe he did that after all those wonderful things he did….

[steaknugget97]

Just goes to show that even the best people can have a dark side to them

[cactus-with-boobs]

SHUSH

[steaknugget97]

What are you pro-british? Some types of degeneracy need to be removed from the community

[cactus-with-boobs]

I’m surprised you even believe in the British

[steaknugget97]

I’m surprised you even believe

[cactus-with-boobs]

I’m surprised you

[steaknugget97]

I’m surprised

[cactus-with-boobs]

I

[trolleybusaberrations]

i wanna know what love is

[steaknugget97]

Baby dont hurt me

[edenweeps]

Don't hurt me

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[violetyakumo]

Same with Anime, it's too difficult to find decent streaming platforms nowadays. It's like having to Wave goodbye to an era where you can find shows on yt (.) to enjoy.

Anime used to be all over the place, subscription services are kind of a pain to get (.) just to watch shows.

Manga as well, they've all been thrown into the fire (.) to be paywalled.

[the-haiku-bot]

Manga as well, they’ve

all been thrown into the fire

(.) to be paywalled.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[maryland-officially]

Seen these everywhere, so:

1 note - I'll breathe air*

5 notes - I'll breathe more air*

Every multiple of 5 afterwards - I will breathe air*

*NOTE: I WILL ALSO BE DOING THIS TASK INDEPENDANTLY OF NOTES

[would-you-punt-them]

🌎🛩️WelCUM😏 to the 🤩BIGGEST🤩, BADDEST😈😈 IT outage 🚫🛜🚫in history!!! 📵Those 🥵naughty😈 flights🛫 are grounded 🛬🛬 until further notice. 😩😩Crowdstrike💥 dropped their💰payload😏 a liiiittle too early😳🤣. 🔒THIS IS WHY WE PRACTICE SAFE CYBER-SEX-CURITY HABITS!!!🔑 Time ⏰⏰⏰ to get our 🍑reBOOTY🍑 shakin’ in safe mode.🫨⛑️1,352 ⏳delayed⌛️ flights is a lot of time to lay🤭over🔞… if you know what i mean.😈😈

👯‍♀️Send this message to 10 friends!👯 If you get one 1️⃣ back, you’re a big ole 👾👾👾GLITCH!🦠🦠🦠 Get two back 😘😘 and you’re sure to get a 🥵🔥HOT🔥🥵FIX ASAP!!! Get 10 ‼️‼️ back and you’re gonna be in the ☁️⛅️mile-high✈️✈️club 👨‍✈️👨‍✈️ (after your flight gets rescheduled)

crowdstrike must've also blue-screened my brain bc i have no idea what you're trying to communicate to me

[genderqueerdykes]

we're in this catch-22 of "it's totally okay to mock afab trans people because they're cringy and women-lite" and "we have to protect afab trans people because they are women-lite and soft and pathetic and defenseless." and it makes me want to scream my fucking head off i'm not even afab and i'm tired of the absolute clownery and torture folks put these people through. enough is enough, if folks aren't bending over backwards to find reasons to exclude amab queer people, they're finding every reason under the sun to mock, belittle, hate and infantilize afab trans people because of their refusal to let go of misogyny.

y'all treat ALL parts of the sex binary like shit and enough is enough you can't sit here and hate someone for their agab if you're in the queer community. regardless of your reason. there IS no good reason to hate or mock someone because of their agab. let go of the binary for the love of god and stop giving afab trans people shit because you can't let go of your misogyny and you think it's a-okay to bully them because they're women in your eyes. like cut it the fuck out this shit is transparent as day i'm sick of it.

if i as an intersex person have to step in to defend agabs that aren't even mine, y'all are failing each other tremendously. do better.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

A dear friend is starting their own ask blog, so I'm logging back into this one. Who has any questions for Hela... the queen of Asgard?

[would-you-punt-them]

Mammon (Helluva Boss)

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onJul 20, 2024

[would-you-punt-them]

Darren Criss

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onJul 15, 2024

[lady-of-glass-and-bone]

Pick a number and I'll be able to show you the results June 24th! More info below.

48 / forty-eight

92 / ninety-two

148 / one hundred and forty-eight

150 / one hundred and fifty

168 / one hundred and sixty-eight

175 / one hundred and seventy-five

193 / one hundred and ninety-three

I don't care I just wanted to press a button

Voting ended onJun 16, 2024

So I did have another poll up that was similar to this, for the same purpose, but it didn't have all the answers available that I needed so I deleted it and redid it. So basically same poll, different numbers!

You'll be able to see the results and what the numbers mean on Monday June 24th! Thank you for voting and feel free to reblog!

[rs-junk-drawer]

happy pride to bigender people!

M/F bigender people F/X bigender people M/X bigender people X/X bigender people intersex bigender people bigender people who identify as trans bigender people who identify as cis bigender people who identify as neither xenogender bigender people nonbinary bigender people genderqueer bigender people bigender people of color bigender people whose identity is tied to cultural or religious traditions bigender people whose gender is tied to their disability or mental health disabled (of all kinds) bigender people bigender queer elders bigender people who are closeted bigender people who feel excluded from the queer/LGBTQ community we are often forgotten about in queer spaces - finding pride flags, pronoun pins, and the like can be extremely difficult, I can attest - and our complicated relationship with our gender & orientation is often under scrutiny in discourse. the bigender label has a long and storied history, and belongs within these spaces. happy pride month to my fellow bigender folks, we deserve a lovely june!

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[randomchild20-deactivated202408]

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better