Jun 20, 2015
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“Ok, your choices for this evening are skinny dipping in the hot tub, or hot dogs and cuddle pile on the couch. Or you can take me out to the practice range and show me how to shoot off that rocket launcher...”
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ifanyoneasksforme
“Ok, your choices for this evening are skinny dipping in the hot tub, or hot dogs and cuddle pile on the couch. Or you can take me out to the practice range and show me how to shoot off that rocket launcher...”
How to care for your brand new Darcy. 1. Make sure there is pie in the house. Preferably cherry of the highest quality but you can negotiate around other kinds. 2. Fuck her senseless as often as possible in as many creative ways a possible. 3. Cuddle her often. Cuddles are essential to a healthy and happy Darcy.
“100% ACCURATE
I should get that tattooed somewhere, just to make sure no steps get missed.”
ifanyoneasksforme
“I bought Twister and paints on the way home. You know what that means.”
ifanyoneasksforme replied to your post:ifanyoneasksforme I had a dream about Nick and...
OH NO NOT SAD NO!
YES! Wanna hear about it? Imma tell you any way. So they’re on a mission or something and there’s a huge explosion and Darcy was 110% certain Nick was dead, and when he turns up again, very much alive, she thinks she’s hallucinating and won’t believe otherwise. So he’s literally standing in front of her, going “look at me, I’m touching you, I’m alive”, and Darcy was just nope, so distraught, seeing things. And then she went on a crazy Tony-in-IM3 shopping spree spy thing to take down the people who ‘killed’ him.
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“Ni-ick”, Darcy whined and dropped to the floor by the sofa, pawing at his feet.
I mean…KIND OF
"You MASTURBATE?”
ifanyoneasksforme
Clint hadn’t his hearing aids in but from the corners of his eyes, he could see that Nick walked in. “Hello handsome.”
"Hope you like it, baby girl."
"Food! D'you know how hard it's been not raiding the kitchen while you were cooking? Smells ahhh-mazing. You're the best, I love you, and you get whatever you want in return! ...Is there dessert too?"