409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)
Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.
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409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)
Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.
For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA
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If I were a man?
Maybe I'll court you everyday. Even you are already mine.
Maybe I'll put all my efforts on you.
Maybe I'll take care of you when I'm sick.
May I'll never let your walls break and also your heart.
Maybe I'll always be at your side.
Maybe I'll always be at your best and especially at your worst.
Maybe I'll embrace all your sadness away.
Maybe I'll never let your trust break.
Maybe I'll fight for you up to my last breath.
Maybe I'll never cheat nor lie.
Maybe I'll be your no.1 supporter.
Maybe I'll cast you on all your anxieties everytime they attack you.
Maybe I'll never let you feel alone even we're distance apart.
Maybe I'll always give you love letters.
Maybe I'll always have my sweetest words every morning you wake and every night you sleep.
Maybe I'll never get tired of loving you.
Maybe I'll never let you feel paranoid.
But hey, all those are pure maybe's. Because I'm not a man. But a woman who wants to feel all that "maybe's" on my cranky mind and broken heart. A woman who feels all the anxiety and sadness that only my man can take away and the Lord. How long would I wait for that time to come? How long will I suffer this shitty freaking pain that cuts me deep inside. Feels like dying everytime.
Please take over Lord.
406: Better Late Than Never
In this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween questions.
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401: The Godfather
In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment!
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404: Soup to Nuts (Lightning Round)
In this episode we discuss ovens, bedding, shoes, fantasy football, Twitter, and our favorite pasta shapes.
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