hello fuckers its ludwig day so kindly allow me to lie to you about how much i like this guy for 10 hcs and a shitty doodle
big fat hypocrite regarding all his vices. girl be so fr. ludwig has a very strict and rigid idea of what constitutes professionalism and acceptable behaviour and whilst he keeps up appearances of following these ideas in front of other people. he absolutely does not. the face of a man with an emergency pack of marlboro silvers in his jacket pocket. thats another hc. ludwigs a marlboro silvers guy. one reblog and ill give everyone a cigarette brand. hes a stress smoker and will continuously pretend hes not whenever he catches one of his siblings doing the exact same thing. hes not good at being relatable. keeps his family at arms length because he does not like being seen as a person over the persona he presents to the world. oops! all debilitating fear of being honest!
speaking of big and fat, he is. i think i made him 5'6 but ive changed my mind hes 5'8 now and all his shoes have a cunty little kitten heel. so. do with that what you will. this point also serves as a public service announcement: LUDWIG IS FAT. if i see any of you fuckers making this fatass skinnyfied on HIS OWN DAY so help me god i. will do and say nothing but your transgressions will be locked in the mississouppi memory palace forever. heed my warning. dont even play. let him be a fat gay nerd. desk jockey maxxing.
anyway. genuine enjoyer of sparkling water. i feel very strongly about this. never liked this fucking guy. insists its a delicious refreshing beverage and its soooo good and totally doesnt taste like carbonated piss. if you like sparkling water i dont like you. i dont trust you. he only drinks sparkling water. heathen. he insists its good. insists. kind of mf to drink cordial. his favourite flavour is elderflower. i hate him.
this is how it feels to hang out with ludwig
hugely into astronomy. he grew up in skyland and thus every night had an incredible view of the stars above, and i imagine at least one of his parents had a huge interest in astronomy too and taught him everything they knew. probably his mother. mama taught him everything she could about the stars, theyd stargaze nearly every night and he treasures those memories, treasures the experiences of his mother showing him incredible constellations and planets through her telescope. he still stargazes now, climbs up to a quiet tower when he cant sleep and stares up at the sky. always has. since he lost her. little ludwig pointing out the stars to little baby larry when it was just them. ough. my heart.
the worst at getting his photograph taken. girl you're posing for a picture not getting executed by firing squad can you fucking relax. always doing some weird shit. if hes making a normal expression, hes doing some bullshit with his hands. if hes stood like a normal person, hes doing some bizarre shit with his face. read this post its funny. i swear. i yap more about his fuckass posing there. hes always doing some bullshit in his official nintendo renders so thus hes always doing some bullshit in his official soupiverse royal photos. stop junko posing this is going on the website.
can do a front flip. least athletic man alive can do a front flip. how the fuck? he doesnt even know how the fuck. thighs of steel. peter how are you doing this. i dont know lois im scared. its his party trick after three glasses of wine. most nonchalant frontflip ever. its the one thing ill let him have. he can only do one dont get too ambitious now. his back hurts for 3 days after. but anything for the fans. its kammy and lemmy tag teaming goading him into doing it.
extremely good kart racer and extremely HUGE ego about it. please stop asking him for autographs. he tries to be sooooo nonchalant about it and say some bs like skill is rewarded. attempts to be diplomatic. pretends hes diplomatic. like fuck he is. he loves people cheering for him. ik you freaks would be in that crowd. fluffs his hair and chuckles. diplomatically accepts trophy and winks at the camera. acts like he was just blinking. this man is Gay. but he does like the attention x. ladies ladies. roys so fucking pissed. why do all the gay men want him and all the straight women want ludwig. the fuck.
takes his appearance Very seriously. he is very prim and proper regarding what he looks like. dont even play about the spf. he doesnt particularly gaf about looking conventionally attractive, he knows who he is and his vanity is moreso tied to his presentation of himself rather than his actual appearance. he styles his hair every day, elaborate skincare routine, his clothes are pristine, mfs posture is impeccable. dont fuck with his presentation of himself. he takes pride in himself. dudes pretty confident. he feels more confident when he knows he looks put together.
useless at hand to hand combat for a competitive fencer. prefers to hone his magic skills. mario get to fuck. stay the fuck away from him. your only friends being your grandparents who also happen to be high sorcerers tends to teach you a couple things about casting spells. he doesnt like getting his hands dirty. why would he do that when he could wave his little wand instead. hes advanced at his magic skills, hes been devoted to it since he was a kid. probably the only one of them thats been practicing his magic skills since childhood. this is because he had rich influential parents dont be fooled. natural talent only gets you so far. thats a discussion for another time.
so ominous. in kind of a corny way. hes so clock strikes twelve midnight arrives to me. why are you texting in riddles bro just say ok. larrys favourite activity is to junko pose whilst ludwig is talking. mf loves a monologue. dream job is a super boring professor of art history. please let him monologue please please please. he loves an ominous monologue like hes a fuckin supervillain or some shit. holy cornball. i love it.
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