#ignis stuff

[leorugiet]

Just a reminder, Ignis’s favorite foods are Chicken Katsu “Breaded Cutlet with Tomato”, Paella “Fisherman’s Favorite Risotto” and Chiffon Cake “Fluffy Chiffon Cake”.

In case anyone needed reminders. *nudge nudge*

[ringnis]

*pacing rather violently*

Ok. I'm not competitive. Really I'm not. But I see my Iggy Thots THIRSTING over these other people's smouldering Ignis posts and I get all kinds of: *slamming my Mage Masher on the table* and: OH YEAH BITCHES!?

I need to do a post soon is what I'm saying. If only for my own-

Ringhand! Ignis: Do not say sanity if you wish to preserve any sort of credit for yourself.

Prom-Prom: ....... happiness?

Ringhand! Ignis: *nodding emphatically*

[ringnis]

During My Ring Coma

You know. That last week like when I was completely absent and then Ravus died?

Well. I had gone shopping. Did I post on this..? Fucking whatever I can’t remember that week for shit ok. I meant to post a lot of stuff. I even took pictures for the posts! Anyway. Ignis spent my last gift card in a very long shopping trip that mostly consisted of JUDGING things very SEVERELY. Then buying some stuff. I know I showed @sulkyprince this and that is probably why I can’t remember if I actually posted on it. I did a half-assed search and if I did I sure as shit didn’t Tag it properly, so forgive me if you’re like: Uhhh?

ANYWAY.

This is what I bought, allowing Ignis to have control. You know. Like I do.

Now this was completely unplanned, like my existence, but some DUMBASS at the store left the box out of the case right..so of course, Iggy’s inquisitive ass goes smelling it. Let us just say that it immediately moved to the ‘Bitch you are purchasing this’ position. In case you don’t know, it’s Versace Homme and it smells like a seawater sort of deal but has a bit of a musk and citrus to it? Very crisp. Bites into the nose but not in an unpleasant way like some fragrances do. It really said Ignis to me…

Next. Liquor Bitch.

I got this mostly for the bottle. I don’t really like cognac much and this one is particularly…cognacy. That bottle though.

Oh this can also be seen sitting on top of Ravus Verse II in my post 'And The Cycle Went On..’ Where Gay Doll! Prompto is sitting on Gay Doll! Noctis’ lap while Ravus is fucking himself until he can’t remember anything…hahaa… sorry. I had wanted to use that joke before but forgot.

Anyway Moving On!!

I absolutely had no choice but to let him buy this and you may only know partially why, so..

1) Ignis loves Moscato. Moscato is in fact what I opened when I drunk-streamed Episode Ignis for @wispofisis on Christmas Eve Like, yeah, I had already had the port but since that was happening he figured ok might as well.

2) Sakura Blossom on the label. I finally let Ignis do his Sakura tea post very recently. Nevermind their blatant lies to try and make you buy it. It’s just cherry flavor, but, GODSDAMN is it good.

3) Oliver is the name of Ignis’ son in sulky’s & my Daemon Omegaverse AU!

So you see. I would have literally been arrested if I hadn’t bought it. I actually wanted to buy both bottles they had. It’s gone now. It was absolutely perfect. I drank it while Ravus was fucking himself and I rolled in my Final Fantasy Trash Heap and regretted gathering those things.

(Actually what I kind of regret is that even though it’s a work in progress set up,you can’t really see my UCE in the heap. Because I used it and other FF stuff to create a table for the PS2 & PS3 so I could take that pic and just forgot to like… rearrange. Oh well. I have to get the rest together anyway and set it up officially, then you’ll see!)

I am hoping that they carry it regularly because yeah that’s happening again SOON. Very affordable too if you’re wondering about it. I got it on sale for like $10.00. Normally $12.00 I think.

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Ok, but like, Ignis..

Totally went to defensive driving school.

He can pit maneuver.

He can drift.

Do the backwards obstacle course.

We already know he Nascars turns on dirt fucking roads going 70 mph..

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Ignis is all agogglebopper over this fucking Hershey's tin. My mom brought it home from my grandma's. I dont know if Hershey's ever does that retro packaging thing, but if not then this is probably from before my grandma moved back from California... That was 1998. Well, whatever the case.. Look at that fuckin cool tin!

[moronji]

ignis canon stuff from chapter 9 i thought abt today under cut

the last thing i remember seeing is that i was directing people through an archway to a safe spot in town, heard a loud noise, turned around, and there were multiple arrows of water heading right towards me, one of which headed right towards my head. then i blacked out

i woke up and i couldnt see again and my face felt like it was on fire. my eyes and skin burned so bad. i heard a voice and got frightened, but it was some citizens that helped me to a safe spot. they said i got burned by the water and hit my head really hard on the fall

i barely remember anything else. i both couldnt see and was drifting in and out of consciousness. next thing i really fully remember was in a room with gladio. he was touching my face and it hurt, so i smacked him on impulse and he made a noise that was like,, he didnt expect me to do that. so i mustve been out that whole time or something

the water that hit me mustve been boiling, because thats what did most of the damage. it got in my eyes and caused severe damage. the heat even melted one of my eyes shut. it hurt. apparently i also got a concussion from hitting my head on a rock

gladio would changed my bandages a lot. he was there with me a ton. prompto would help guide me through the halls and stuff, but gladio helped with p much everything else too. he got me a blind cane and was there for me to learn how to use it. prompto and gladio both got me a pair of sunglasses after i requested them

i eventually kiiinda learned how to get through the building. enough that i could usually find my way to nocts room when i wanted to. and i just sat in there sometimes, thinking and worrying

i could see some lights? but not colors. and sometimes the lights were too bright and they hurt to look at. id keep my eye closed during the day but at night sometimes id open it accidentally. prompto liked to stare at it. hed always deny it but i knew he was staring