Discover Top Posts Tagged with #igor matanovic

Igor : *pushes tear back into eye* Not now.

Igor, as a pilot : Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad.

Can : Why are we, men, always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

Igor : Imagine celebrating the day when all my problems started.

Igor : Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support, unfortunately it was all for nothing!

Igor : My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things I saw coming.

Igor : They should pay me to sort objets by color and shape and size all day, I'd be good at it. I'd be so fucking good at it.

Igor : Honestly, Dino's been too kind to me, I don't deserve--

Can, huffing in disagreement and then kissing Igor in a tight liplock for 5 seconds : Yes you fucking do.

Can : I'm a little bipolar. Is that ok?

Igor : You like guys and girls?

Igor : Yeah that's cool.

#igor matanovic