#ihateants

[two-oaks-farmstead]

I’ve been an #organic #farmer for so many years.... but I swear, when I get attacked by ants in my own organic garden beds.... it really makes me wanna NOT be organic!!! I just wanna kill those bastards. 🙄 I’m trying to pull out what’s left of my black eyed peas so that I can rotate something else in before it gets too late in the season...and those little jerks literally swarmed me. 🙄 #ihateants I need to call in an #airstrike #twooaksfarmstead (at Two Oaks Farmstead) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nPY7vhqun/?igshid=1h5jprb6razt

[two-oaks-farmstead]

I’ve been an #organic #farmer for so many years.... but I swear, when I get attacked by ants in my own organic garden beds.... it really makes me wanna NOT be organic!!! I just wanna kill those bastards. 🙄 I’m trying to pull out what’s left of my black eyed peas so that I can rotate something else in before it gets too late in the season...and those little jerks literally swarmed me. 🙄 #ihateants I need to call in an #airstrike #twooaksfarmstead (at Two Oaks Farmstead) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nPY7vhqun/?igshid=1h5jprb6razt

[timothyzero]

This is what happens when ants attack and you use diatomaceous earth to get rid of them, and then your brain reminds you that you may be breathing silica dust. So my "Howard Hughes genes" kick in to overdrive. #anxiety #ihateants #ocd #ocdproblems

[srirachoi]

One ant in my bed is a horrible anomaly that will never happen again.

Two ants in my bed and there's got to be a fucking nest in the sheets because these things don't happen.

[forgetting-reality]

ALCOHOL.

when you're so drunk that you didn't even know you were laying in an ant pile til the next day.