#ihatepuns

[onemorehotcheeto]

Dear 할아버지,

Today at church, I met a person that reminded me of you. She draws pretty well, is an amazing violinist, and likes to tell these really cheesy chemistry jokes. Okay, so the first joke she told me is that she doesn’t like to tell chemistry joke because all the good ones “Argon.” Get it? hAr HaR. It actually isn’t that funny, but it reminded me of the stupid jokes that you used to tell me. Do you have any GOOD jokes that won’t make me facepalm?

Hope you’re doing well,

Sam

[passer-fringillidae]

I really have to pee

So while I'm in the bathroom, my sister is going to take this opportunity to post silly things on my Tumblr because I posted silly things on her Facebook.

[zoedimitra]

You know what I associate you with? Puns and Canada. ;p

Ummm… I think that’s you with the puns! STUPID FUCKING PUNS- YOU… YOU… I’m not gonna say.

And I’m not Canadian, thank you.

But, you know what we need to do? Ketchup :P