ASTA FUCKING NIELSEN IS THE BEST
-SCREAMED AT HITLER ONCE AT A DINNER PARTY IN GERMANY BEFORE SAYING ‘FUCK YOU I WONT BE IN YOUR NAZI PROPAGANDA FILMS’ AND THEN LEFT EVERYTHING SHE HAD IN GERMANY TO GO HOME TO DENMARK
-ONCE IN DENMARK, SHE PAID PEOPLE AND SENT SUPPLIES TO THE WARSAW GHETTO AND TRIED TO HELP PEOPLE ESCAPE
-SHE WAS THE WORLD’S FIRST FILM STAR
-DID YOU HEAR ME? THE WORLD’S FIRST FILM STAR!!! AND WE DONT TALK ABOU HER MUCH!!
-HAD A BABY WHEN SHE WAS 18, DIDN’T MARRY THE DAD BC SHE WANTED TO BE A SINGLE MOM. THIS IS 1920 FOLKS! YOU DONT JUST DO THAT BUT SHE DID AND SHE NEVER TOLD ANYONE WHO THE DAD WAS AND RAISED JESTA ALL BY HERSELF
-LOOKED FABULLUS IN A SUIT BC WHAT WOMAN DOESN’T?
-I’M A LITTLE GAY FOR HER
-SHE FOUNDED HER OWN FILM STUDIO IN GERMANY AND IN NEW YORK TO FILM AND RELEASE HAMLET