WHAT ARE WE? -
[ot7 x reader]
YOONGI -
y/n: hi
yoongi: i bet you are
y/n: what are we?
yoongi: go away
y/n: WOAH?????????????????????????????
I BET YOU ARE IS INSANE??????????????
yoongi: are you?
y/n: NO????????
yoongi: ur no is a question
do you not remember getting high
that probably means you are
high that is
y/n: I’M NOT
yoongi: if you say so
y/n: stop pushing ur druggy agenda onto me
it’s not right OR real
yoongi: deny the truth all you want
y/n: ur not funny you know that?
yoongi: i’m laughing so i think ur wrong
y/n: you are?😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
proof? 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
video proof btw 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
yoongi: be normal challenge failed yet again btw
y/n: omg yoongi’s that was funny
ur like levelling up ur communication skills
yoongi: you say that like i’m a sim from ur stupid game
and i’ve always been funny this is not a level up this is just me
y/n: when he’s just as delusional as you>>
yoongi: i am funny
we’ve talked about this
y/n: ur funny to me definitely!!!!
yoongi: i’m funny to everyone
y/n: no !
but i love ur confidence it’s so sexy yoongi >\\<
yoongi: it’s fact not confidence
stop calling me by my name
y/n: babe
yoongi: whatever
y/n: so when i asked you what we are
yoongi: girlfriend
y/n: boyfriend
yoongi: yeah so shut up
y/n: why can’t we have fun like other couples do
yoongi: we are not other couples
y/n: essentially what you said is they not like us
kendrick lemar reference
didn’t know you was down with the culture like that
yoongi: yeah
whatever you just said to me
y/n: beat ur ass and hide the bible if god watching
yoongi: didn’t know u were religious
y/n: trying to strike a cord and it’s probably A MINORRRRRRR
yoongi: now ur suddenly musically inclined
ok
y/n: they not like us
they not like us
yoongi: ok
y/n: yoongi i’m rapping the song for you
yoongi: oh
what song is it
y/n: THEY NOT LIKE US
you said you knew what it was
yoongi: i don’t even speak english fr
y/n: so you speak it for fake?
yoongi: how was i supposed to know you were doing that song
y/n: you know what we are
yoongi: what
y/n: divorced
yoongi: ok 👍🏼
they not like us
HOSEOK -
y/n: bro
hoseok: dude
y/n: why is it jhope on the street????
why isn’t it it jhope in his 476 billion won mansion
why
hoseok: maybe cuz i don’t own a 476 billion won mansion idk?
y/n: LAME
hoseok: my fault
y/n: i’m glad you get it
hoseok: what do you want
y/n: what are we
hoseok: i would say we gang
we tight fr
y/n: ??????
what are we ^^DOING TODAY
hoseok: oh
y/n: should i slap you
hoseok: 😼
y/n: bye
hoseok: come back gang
ily gang
i fwu bro
come back homie
y/n: is this racially charged?
hoseok: don’t say that 😟
y/n: said it
so is it?
hoseok: what if it was
y/n: oh so ur a racist is what ur saying
hoseok: i said what IF
geez woman read 🙄
y/n: and a sexist ok
hoseok: what if i killed myslfe
y/n: what if you could spell
hoseok: *myself
what if i killed myself
y/n: you would die a racist and a sexist
hoseok: 😔
y/n: i’m bored
hoseok: ok
i would say let’s go out
but who wants to hang won’t with a racist and sexist loser who can’t even spell 😔
y/n: no u right
hoseok: you know you lack the motherly instincts to care and nurture
y/n: you lack the attractiveness of jungkook
hoseok: ok wow
y/n: don’t fight when you know you can’t win
hoseok: you told me my face card go crazy tho 😟
y/n: crazy in debt
hoseok: act like an angel dress like crazy
y/n: all the girls are girling
hoseok: do ever sit back and think omg hoseok the loml might be depressed let me be nice to him and cook him a meal out of love
y/n: no
hoseok: you were right in asking me what we are
cuz you can’t be my girlfriend
you just can’t
y/n: ok so i actually asked what we’re doing today
not
what are we
so
hoseok: ily
y/n: ???
hoseok: i love you
y/n: i love you too 😘💞😜🔥
hoseok: ok stop
y/n: 😔
JIMIN -
y/n: what are we?
jimin: if we were jin we would be hungry
y/n: you can’t keep saying shit like that
jimin: who’s gonna stop me
ooo maybe jin
he could like eat me or smth LMAO
y/n: bet you taste like shit
jimin: you should know
y/n: ok woah
jimin: who said that whatttt
y/n: pls don’t spread my private information like that
jimin: but
y/n: DON’T say anything gross rn
jimin: ok i don’t even like you fr
y/n: yeah
so what are we?
jimin: not jin
y/n: i’m aware
jimin: ok so stop asking
y/n: i’m asking what are WE are
not if we’re jin
jimin: ok but WE aren’t jin
so i think that’s ur question answered
y/n: be fr
jimin: you scratch my back i scratch yours
y/n: that sounds shady as hell??
jimin: shady under the sheets
y/n: …
jimin: mmmmmm yeah
y/n: ??
jimin: sorry
y/n: you should be
jimin: horny
y/n: couldn’t tell
jimin: i’m subtle like that
y/n: sure
jimin: come over 😜
y/n: 🖕🏽
TAEHYUNG -
tae: ur the only one in this life that matches my freak
y/n: no i don’t
tae: yes you do babe don’t be so hard on yourself 🙄💞
y/n: no i’m telling you i don’t match your freak
nor do i want to
like on purpose
tae: ok so what am i to you
what are WE?
y/n: i was supposed to ask you that question
tae: see i knew
cuz our freaks are matched
so i knew you were gonna ask me that
y/n: that’s not how matching freaks works
tae: don’t deny our match
it hurts my heart babe
it hurts me
❤️
see that?
it’s my heart
but it’s hurt
so it looks like this
💔
sometimes a perfect exterior doesn’t mean a perfect interior
y/n: shut up
tae: will you match my freak?
y/n: will you stop talking
tae: only if can we cuddle
y/n: whatever
tae: so are you gonna match my freak 😆
y/n: yes
tae: 🦶
y/n: nvm
NAMJOON -
y/n: btw what are we?
namjoon: humans
y/n: ok
namjoon: are you mad at me???
y/n: no
namjoon: was that a trick question?
y/n: no
namjoon: i’m sorry
y/n: ok
namjoon: you are mad at me
y/n: am i?
namjoon: yes
but i’m not sure why
work with me here pretty
y/n: no
namjoon: you said what are we
so i’m guessing what i said wasn’t the right answer
y/n: idk
namjoon: hmmmm
like as in us?
you and me
our relationship??
y/n: SO YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS ASKING BUT STILL GAVE ME THAT STUPID FUCKING ANSWER
hUmAnS 🤓☝🏽
namjoon: oh wow
i didn’t know honestly babe
swear on it
y/n: ok DON’T care
namjoon: we are in love
you are the love of my life
my person
my everything
y/n: heh rrly 😼?
namjoon: i’m kinda hurt that you had to ask pretty
we’ve been together for 4 years now?? you should know what we are
y/n: I’M SORRY
IT WAS A JOKE A FIRST BUT THEN UR ANSWER PISSED ME OFF
my fault og 😔💔
my fault my heart 😔💔
m-my fault 😔💔 *tears up*
namjoon: it’s okay my love
did you just stutter though text?
y/n: yeah
you fw it?
namjoon: sure
y/n: sure isn’t yes
namjoon: yes
y/n: ok now ur yes feels fake
like i forced it out of you
namjoon: you didn’t
i said yes because i liked it
y/n: ok it still sounds like i forced you to say that with a gun to ur head
namjoon: but you didn’t
y/n: feels like i did
namjoon: but you didn’t
you know that and i know that so it’s fine my love
y/n: is it
namjoon: is
y/n: what if our messages get leaked and they say i’m like keeping you against ur will
namjoon: i’ll tell them you’re not
y/n: they won’t believe you
namjoon: they will
y/n: if you say so
namjoon: i do
y/n: hot 😼
SOEKJIN -
y/n: what are are we?
jin: she’s just left you can come over now 😮💨
y/n: omgggg ok jimin yk who just fell asleep i’m on my way
jin: that’s not even funny and i’m not even sleeping
y/n: wdym jimin??
jin: NOT FUNNY
y/n: that’s what i thought
jin: whatever
y/n: also never use that emoji ever again
it feels like a youthful emoji and ur not that
basically agephishing
jin: fishing??
y/n: SIGHSSSS anyways
what are we?
jin: ??
y/n: what are we?
jin: ???????????????
y/n: what are we?
jin: ??????????????????????
y/n: clearly YOU’RE illiterate
jin: when i want to be
y/n: wowwwww
jin: yeah
y/n: but you were bugging out at the jimin thing
jin: if you mention the enemy’s name again what YOU’RE gonna be is blocked
y/n: u love me deeply
jin: whatever helps to sleep at night
y/n: you
jin: ok that was cute
y/n: you love me be honest
jin: just a bit
y/n: winnnnnnn
JUNGKOOK -
y/n: what are we?
jk: sometimes i like to pretend that we are ants i’m a worker ant
and ur the queen
and my biggest concerns in life are bringing you food and avoiding being stepped on
y/n: ok so like that’s a little bit insane kook!
jk: 😕
y/n: and you said pretend? not think
jk: yeah 😕
y/n: oh!
ok so
like
how do you do that exactly?
jk: i bring you food
like little snacks all the time
i thought you liked it
we are just like ants
🐜❤️🐜
us
worker ant x queen ant
y/n: ok
yeah
yeah
ok
so cute kook soososo cute!!!
jk: omh wait isn’t it lowkey inscest cuz the queen gives birth to the workers
y/n: ok stop taking
jk: maybe i’m like a worker that already existed
like you didn’t give birth to me
i was just there
y/n: please stop talking.
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was a scrap that’s why joons is so bad I CANT WRITE HIM AS A FREAK NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY IM SORRY 😭😭
i love writing hobi can you tell part 1229302 or smth
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