pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crush’s number, you expect the start of an epic love story— not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy you’ve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guy… at least until he finds out that the person he’s been helping date another guy is you, the girl he’s been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but it’s mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: ‘but u have to update ur other fic blah blah blah’ umm shut the fuck up?. anyway this is my first time attempting smau fics so be nice to me thank u. ngl i was VERY high writing this but it made me giggle when i read it again. hope u hehe a lil with this. iloveu.
i know this is not my usual type of writing but idk i was feeling silly and i always wanted to try smau. this is for giggles and shit! — gift credits in the watermark??
a drunk jungkook is an extremely confused but sweet jungkook
pairing: jungkook x reader
wc: 1.4k WOWZA, a first for me
warnings/ tags: attempt at being funny, alcohol consumption, JIMIN MENTION RHAHAHAH, mentions of cheating but it’s bogus, fluff, they’re cute in the end
this is inspired by that one schitts creek episode,, also there's a small derry girls ref iykyk,,,, this was rlly fun to write ehehehhe ... also yes the banner is my take on humour bare w me plz
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the night had been loud— full of laughter, music, and a shitload of drinks.
it was jungkook’s bestfriend, jimin’s, birthday party. and jimin, being extra, went all out. he rented out an entire club and invited practically everyone he knew; all drinks were on him, of course. you and your boyfriend took full advantage of that fact, ordering round after round in honour of jimin <3.
safe to say that wasn’t really the best choice.
‘cause right now, it was 3 in the morning, the bill was extremely high, and jungkook was completely sloshed. like he can’t walk and he’s two seconds away from puking his guts out drunk. you were kind of drunk yourself, but nowhere near as gone as your boyfriend. jimin, also being the sweetest person ever, ordered the two of you an uber after very sweetly cursing you out for ordering so many drinks.
“thank you, my baby! amazing party!” jungkook yelled quite loudly, placing a sloppy kiss on jimin’s cheek. you laugh, looking at the disgust on jimin’s face.
“ugh,” he wipes his cheek, before rolling his eyes and giving you a hug. “get home safe, yeah? text me once you reach,” you nod, beginning to walk to the uber, your hand dragging jungkook along.
“wait!” your boyfriend yells, looking at jimin with the biggest pout ever. “what about my hug?” he questions, his eyes expectantly gazing at the birthday boy.
“jesus,” jimin mutters, but a smile makes its way onto his face as he hugs jungkook. he gives him a pat on the back, before pulling back and ruffling his hair. “get home safe, kook.”
jungkook nods in satisfaction, this time taking your hand and guiding you to the uber. you wave to jimin once and follow your boyfriend into the car.
the uber also feels like a mistake. the high speed of the car, the turns, the lights— you want to throw up. but you know if you are having a hard time, jungkook is suffering even more. he lets out a loud cough, before leaning his head on your shoulder and gently tugging on your hand.
“can i play some music?” he asks you, voice hoarse as he paws at your phone. you knew music was what he needed to calm down sometimes, so you look at him, concern laced in your expression.
“you alright, love?” you whisper, gently holding his hand and handing your phone to him. he nods, opening your phone since he knows the password. you look out the window, letting him play his song.
it takes him a few minutes, but he eventually plays it. ‘visions of gideon’ by sufjan stevens. you pause, looking down at him.
…why was he being emo?
“you sure you’re okay?” you ask, voice quiet. he sniffles slightly, sitting up straight and handing you your phone. he faces the window, having his main character moment, but you still manage to get a look at his face. and that’s when you spot the tears flowing from his eyes.
uh what the fuck?
“baby?” you ask softly, gently trying to turn him towards you. jungkook adamantly shakes his head, crossing his arms for extra measure. your concern only increases, as you gently tap his shoulder. “love, what is it?”
“i can’t believe you’d cheat on me”
okay, what the actual fuck?
“huh?” you ask, voice high and eyes wide from the shock. “cheat on you? what the hell?” you question, eyebrows furrowing in confusion.
“i read your texts,” jungkook drunkenly sniffles, looking at you with a pout. “i wasn’t snooping, but your chats were open and i read them and you were texting someone you love them and you miss them but i’m your boyfriend so how are you texting someone else all this—” he rambles, more tears streaming down his eyes.
“wait, wait, baby what the hell—” “don’t call me baby,” he mumbles, looking away. okay, now you were really hurt. what the hell was he talking about? in your tipsy state, you open your chats, scrolling through them with all the focus you could find in yourself.
jungkook, your mom, minha— your best friend, jimin, hyunseok— your coworker; who the fuck did you send those texts to? your confused expression meets the back of jungkook’s head, his then beautifully styled hair now a mess ‘cause of all the dancing you did at the club. you’re about to question him again when the cab pulls up to your apartment complex, and your boyfriend storms out as soon as the car comes to a stop. you’re left speechless, so you quickly pay the driver and rush out after him.
“kook, wait!” you call out, running after him. he doesn’t have the keys— you do— so he is forced to wait outside the door with his arms crossed. you sigh, opening the door and letting him in. he kicks his shoes off, immediately heading to the bedroom. you sigh again, closing the door and removing your heels, before following him to the bedroom.
“i didn’t cheat on you, baby— why the fuck would i ever do that?” you ask, voice turning desperate as you try to get him to look at you. he rolls his eyes, snatching your phone from you and opening your chats, albeit a little shakily ‘cause he was still inebriated.
“look. this,” he mumbles, thrusting the phone in your face. he wasn’t wrong. you did text someone ‘i love you’, ‘i miss you’, and sent them a picture of the sexy ass dress you had on for tonight. but when your eyes fall to the contact name, you let out the biggest groan ever.
“you absolute idiot,” you breathe out, looking at him in exasperation. his eyes widen, gaze snapping to you in shock. “wha— i— excuse me?! how dare you call—" "that’s you, you dumbass!”
“...huh?” jungkook mumbles, looking at you in confusion. you let out a groan of disbelief, plopping down on your bed.
“i texted you! those messages were to you! oh god you’re stupid,” you say wearily, running a hand through your hair. jungkook falters, bleary eyes falling to your phone in his hand.
“...oh… heh…. you’re right,” he snickers, letting out a small laugh. you scoff, looking at him incredulously. “laughing? you’re laughing after almost giving me a heart attack?” you ask, eyebrows furrowed in frustration. he lets out a small giggle, sitting next to you and wrapping his arms around you.
“cmonnnn, i know you’d never cheat on me,” he mumbles, his nose gently nudging your jaw. you roll your eyes, pushing him away and standing up. he pouts, watching you make your way to the ensuite.
“babyyyyy,” he whines, walking up to you and hugging you from behind. you huff, beginning to remove your makeup. “don’t baby me,” you mutter, still pretty annoyed at the scare you got ‘cause of the random accusation.
jungkook sighs, drowsily yet gently tying your hair up. he then leans down, pressing small kisses to the back of your neck. “let me,” he mumbles, taking the makeup remover from you.
“you’re drunk,” you mutter, looking up at him with narrowed eyes. he smiles cutely and nods, having no shame in admitting that he was still an absolute goner. “but i’ll help you,” he mumbles, gently wiping the cotton pad on your face.
“we help each other. deal?” he asks in the sweetest voice he can muster, and you instantly break, nodding and letting him remove your makeup.
he helps you wash your face and you help him remove his contacts, before the both of you help each other into your pyjamas, albeit clumsily. you both wearily brush your teeth, the copious amounts of alcohol you consumed hitting the two of you.
you and your boyfriend stumble into bed once you’re done, immediately cosying up to one another.
“kook,” you whisper, gently cupping his cheek. he hums, looking at you with a smile.
“i love you, okay? i’d never cheat on you,” you say softly, your thumb drawing small circles on his cheek. jungkook nods, the smile on his face getting wider.
“i know… i’m sorry,” he whispers, gently pecking your lips. “i was being drunk and stupid, but i knew in my conscience that you’d never do that. i was kidding, of course. did it for the shits and giggles you know. i'd do anything for a laugh, i'm mad like that," he rambles, a cute, stupid smile on his face. you laugh, shaking your head in disbelief and pressing another kiss to his lips.
“as long as you know,” you mumble, wide smile on your face as well. he makes a small noise of affirmation and nods, burying his head into the crook of your neck and mumbling the quietest, softest “i love you”.
yeah, you’re going to love this boy for the rest of your life.
starboy — jeon jungkook , series (completed) repost !!
context: everyone assumes you two can't stand each other, but is that really true?
genre: smau + written , crack + fluff , frenemies to lovers
pairing: popular classmate!jk x class president!oc
warnings: uni au, english majors, yapping , nerds, mentions of sexual activities (sometimes) ,, that's pretty much it lmao,, js want them to be my silly nerdy characters!!! <3
originally started: 14 nov 2024 & ended: 31 dec 2024
index:
01 tense
02 nonsense
03 desparate
04 tragic red flag
05 universe
06 sandwiches
07 revenge
08 dedication
09 a date ?
10 into you
end.
extra 𖹭 — late night texts , can't sleep. can't stop thinking about you.
ꨄ︎: your hubby wants to paint on your pretty belly.
JJK| DIBUJOS DEL ALMA
“stop laughing” he can’t help the big smile that spread across his face “I’m sorry it tickles”. Every month your husband makes it his mission to paint on your belly, it’s a beautiful memory to tell your baby. Your belly is so big and round, his perfect canvas. “So pretty” he smiled as you reached for his soft hair, letting your fingers play with his silky strands.
“Lillies are so beautiful” he nods, “just like you, pretty momma” a warm blush decorating your cheeks as his lips kiss your knuckles. He looks down at your stomach in time watching his baby kick your stomach “see our baby agrees” your soft laugh fills the room, he blows on the wet paint as you shift against him. “You okay?, we can stop” jungkook pulled your legs on his lap “it’s okay I’m just getting tired, keep going” he nods, quickly reaching for the fluffy blanket to cover your legs.
The small feeling of the bristles and his soft voice slowly push you to sleep. Jungkook watched your eyes flutter shut, listening to your soft breaths ~music to his ears. He hums as he writes your baby name on one of the petals, the wind blows against the curtains letting the sun kiss your belly. Reflecting beautifully on his pregnant wife and his masterpiece, “I promise daddy will make you a wonderful artist” he whispered softly against your stomach.
In your sleep jungkook watches as you cup your stomach, your beautiful ring sits perfectly on your finger. He placed his brush down before pressing his palm on the side of your stomach, needing to feel close to his baby in any way. “Theirs my pretty girl” his thumb caressed your soft belly “bet you’re pretty like your mommy” he can’t wait to meet his chubby cheek baby. He kissed your belly before picking his brush back up, finishing the pretty flowers that decorate your belly.
Jungkook finally sat back, relaxing his sore neck against the soft cushion. He reached for the folder that lays close to him, filled with little notes, ultrasound pictures and his favorite -Polaroid pictures with your belly. He grabbed his camera focusing on the new art he made, then of you. The soft clicks of his camera wake you up “all done?” he nods as you rub your eyes.
“They came out so pretty” you smile down at your belly admiring every small detail jungkook added, notice your baby name on a few of the petals. “Looks beautiful” you cup his cheek, pulling him in for a small kiss. He grasped your hand, letting your finger lock naturally. “Look at the camera” you smiled jungkook snapped a picture of you and your belly. So beautiful. He has a new picture to save in his wallet, a picture of his small family.
i’m back with another one, this time it’s them getting called dude/bro by their significant other and getting a lil mad about it 😌 as with the other one, this is with my modern day love interest!men and not a statement of leaving out certain members. ps: leave some comments my loveys i really love reading them ❤
Sanguis!Yoongi is many things in your life: best friend, lover, safe space, consultant and partner. However, he is most definitely not your "dude". So when you accidentally call him as such, he shows you a new side.
You swear that you were simply expressing your excitement for Sanguis!Taehyung's new painting, but suddenly you have him pouting on the other side of the screen.
Your relationship with Sanguis!Hoseok has never been normal. He is your beloved friend who you fuck regularly and sometimes you also cuddle. Calling him "bro" came natural to you, because you thought that this is what you two are, but maybe he is not on the same page than you.
Sanguis!Jungkook loves nicknames. Or so he thought. Because when you threaten him with no more workouts followed by a cold-hearted "bro" he is one second away from bursting into tears.
You know exactly what you were doing when you addressed your husband OGC!Jungkook with a wrong nickname. Sometimes you just have to tease him, his reactions are way too hilarious not to.
You are doom scrolling in your office when the videos on your feed are turning very food centric. The only person you want to text about your growing hunger is your husband ihyily!Taehyung who does not appreciate the new nickname.
That Time Jungkook Got Reincarnated as an Obsessive Husband - Part 5
A collection in which you send normal, daily photos to your husband Jungkook. And he's too obsessed with you to think.
warnings: suggestive, smutty, explicit language, he's annoying, unserious, and vulgar
a/n: this is kind of random, but I just had these short ideas for a while, and then I got new inspiration and decided to collect them all into one part. Love you, enjoy 🥰
