#bts incorrect texts

[incquotesx]

yoongi : do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?

yoongi : those are the ghosts of the bugs that you've killed

taehyung :

seokjin : look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

[incquotesx]

jimin : good news or bad news?

namjoon : okay, what's the bad news?

taehyung : the fire we started in our room is out of control.

namjoon, running to call 911 : What!!

jungkook, holding a perfectly roasted pop tart : wow! so you don't even CARE about the good news?!

[incquotesx]

[yoongi and hoseok screaming]

namjoon running into the room : yoongi what's wrong?!

hoseok : why are you only asking him? we're both screaming!

namjoon : because yoongi doesn't scream unless it's an emergency, you on the other hand scream whenever you have the chance.

[incquotesx]

yoongi : *slides a photo across the table* i need you to shoot this guy in the leg

jin :

jin : that's a picture of you, yoongi

yoongi : jimin and hoseok wants me to try jumba

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Hoseok: What do you call the useless skin at the end of a penis?

Jimin; A man

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Taehyung; Can I ask a stupid question?

Yoongi: Better than anyone I know!!