who is the better dancer? - Sif
who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more? - They’re both very into the outdoors, but I think Sif tolerates the indoors better than Thor.
who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person? - Sif has a cat already, she loves cats, Thor gets along with dogs better than she does.
who’s more social? - They’re both very social people but probably Thor, he has more off-realm friends than Sif.
who makes the bed every morning? - Servants, you probably don’t want to see what would happen if they tried making it.
who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm? - They both like it cold, all the more reason to get closer under the covers.
who takes longer getting ready? - Thor
who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones? Sif for scary, Thor for comedy.
who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it? Sif would like to make it known that any scream you hear is a battle cry.
who is more technology challenged? - Neither, they’re from a culture of highly advanced technology. (Sif will tear the wires out of your computer if it doesn’t start doing what she wants and soon.)
who would be more likely to burn something in the oven? - Both.
who talks in their sleep? - Thor.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? - Thor
who likes getting dressed up more? - Thor
who’s better at tying ties? - Sif
who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone? - Who still uses those primitive communication devices?
who’s better at planning romantic things? - Depends on your definition of romantic.
who takes up more space in the closet? - Sif
who has more of a sweet tooth? - Thor
who drinks more often? - Sif
who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation? - Thor, definitely.